The "Aaaaawwww-I-Wanna-Hug-That-Pokemon-Soooo-Bad" Thread!!!

[Sirnak]

Including all Pokemon generations, what Pokemon would you like the hug the most? (No I'm not even drunk... yet.)

[chrsi]

Agumon

[Amplify]

[Harri]

Agumon

Game Winner.

[MournfulOdin]

Definitely Litwick. It's so cute and cuddly. And he'll keep you warm at night.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

Emolga.

Volty, you agree?

[VoltySquirrel]

Well, the most obvious is Emolga or Paturisu for me.

However, there is also this:

[NuclearWatermelon]

Am I creepy enough yet? Been trying to learn from Harri's first post here.

[Harri]

Snorlax ftw

[VoltySquirrel]

Okay, I'm going to corrupt this thread.
The Pokemans. You gotta fuck one (or hug it if you so please), you gotta eat one, and you gotta kill one. Explain why. Go.

[jawsh]

I win.

[VoltySquirrel]

I win.

A few things...
She's a black stereotype. Her dress looks like a penis. Someone did a really bad black face job there.

[stanley]

I win.

A few things...
She's a black stereotype. Her dress looks like a penis. Someone did a really bad black face job there.

she has pretty nice cans though (jokes...



























































maybe)

[Sirnak]

Okay, I'm going to corrupt this thread.
The Pokemans. You gotta fuck one (or hug it if you so please), you gotta eat one, and you gotta kill one. Explain why. Go.

I'd fuck a Machoke.

Female version, of course. I love women with forms. ^^

I'd eat a Miltank. Seems to have a lot of meat.


I'd kill a Stunfisk...

Admit it. This thing just asks to be killed.

[VoltySquirrel]

I'd fuck Snorlax, because more cushion for the pushing. Also, since he's sleeping, I'd probably get away with some weird shit.


Gardevoir is a close second, because of that high beauty stat, bitches.


I'd eat Ditto, because I could make him transform into each possible Pokemon and taste each of em. Gotta taste 'em all.


I'd kill Snivy (Smugleaf), because fuck Smugleaf.

[Ackybur]

So fuckin' smug...

[Shmooly]

I think everyone has missed some obvious choices here.





I mean they are just so useless how could you not love them?

Edit: I only know first gen Pokemon and watched the show every Saturday morning with my sister.

[Amplify]

What about we just post our dream team and not who we would fuck/kill/eat?

I'll start:

Slowbro,
Magneton,
Gengar,
Nidoking,
Raticate,
Breloom.

[duck]

ponyta because its a unicorn

[HibiscusKazeneko]

ponyta because its a unicorn

That's Rapidash you're thinking of.


Ponyta doesn't have a horn.

[VoltySquirrel]

What about we just post our dream team and not who we would fuck/kill/eat?

I'll start:

Slowbro,
Magneton,
Gengar,
Nidoking,
Raticate,
Breloom.

Nope, my idea is better. Everyone know what their dream 6 would be. NO ONE thinks about which pokemon they'd fuck, eat, and kill.

[stanley]

What about we just post our dream team and not who we would fuck/kill/eat?

I'll start:

Slowbro,
Magneton,
Gengar,
Nidoking,
Raticate,
Breloom.

dragonite
dragonite
dragonite
dragonite
dragonite
tyranitar

[duck]

I would eat jirachi

[xbawkzes]

I think this thread was simple enough with just a pokemon you want to hug. You guys ruin everything.


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[Spyder]

[tehs4ndman]

i want to do more than hug this pokemon

[Shmooly]

I just found this online and thought this would be an appropriate place to post it. I don't know how to make it work on here but the link should work.

http://www.prguitarman.com/comics/pokec ... ffast1.gif

[Konfy]

[duck]

golem+psyduck=golduck