Movie/TV Pitches

[VoltySquirrel]

Lately, I've been coming up with ideas for movies that would never happen, but are awesome to think about. So, here is what you do ITT: post here any ideas you have for movies or tv shows. It could simply be a title, a melding of two ideas, or a completely original thought with a basic plot set up. Points if it stars Willem Dafoe, because he is amazing.

My ideas so far:
This is based on an old episode of Miami Vice I saw recently. In it, Gene Simmons was guest starring. His character didn't really do anything, he was just a bad guy on a yacht. So, I propose a reality TV series starring Gene, and it would be called Gene Simmons: Bad On A Yacht. In the show, he'll be bad and on a yacht.

This next one I stole from a friend, but it's too awesome to not share. It's basically the movie Hollow Man. For those of you that haven't seen it, it's about a guy who is invisible. The twist here is that said Hollow Man is played by Willem Dafoe, and in it, he is a scientist who discovers a way to turn himself invisible, but only from the neck down. Mr. Dafoe uses his new powers to look at women in the shower for 90 minutes and then the movie is over. At a certain point, the women just roll with it because there is nothing they can do about it. The image in my mind of a floating Willem Dafoe head smirking for 90 minutes just cracks me up. The title? Hollow Back Girl.

Three Men And A Baby, but the three men are Willem Dufoe, Sylvester Stallone, and Samuel L. Mothafucking Jackson, and the baby is Danny DeVito pretending to be a baby.

The movie Eight Legged Freak, but instead with bunnies who are made giant due to pesticides in carrots.

Your turn.

[GoDM1N]

Tuesday: A movie about a old dog named "Tuesday" who is dying of old age making it back home after being left on a farm. The movie starts with the dogs family (who lives in a big city with no room) taking the dog to a farm so it can live its last days with room to run and play. After the 1st act of the dog getting into all kinds of trouble in what seems like a alien planet to the dog who has never left city life, it starts to miss its old life with its real family and starts to make its way back home, struggling due to its old age. In act 3 the dog makes it back to the city and is picked up by a dog catcher and taken away, however lucky for the dog its family shows up looking for a new dog and sees her. The family takes her home and Tuesday gets to live its last days with the people who matter to her instead of having to be alone.

[VoltySquirrel]

Tuesday: A movie about a old dog named "Tuesday" who is dying of old age making it back home after being left on a farm. The movie starts with the dogs family (who lives in a big city with no room) taking the dog to a farm so it can live its last days with room to run and play. After the 1st act of the dog getting into all kinds of trouble in what seems like a alien planet to the dog who has never left city life, it starts to miss its old life with its real family and starts to make its way back home, struggling due to its old age. In act 3 the dog makes it back to the city and is picked up by a dog catcher and taken away, however lucky for the dog its family shows up looking for a new dog and sees her. The family takes her home and Tuesday gets to live its last days with the people who matter to her instead of having to be alone.

Feel good. I like it. The lack of Willem Dafoe is disturbing however.

[GoDM1N]

Feel good. I like it. The lack of Willem Dafoe is disturbing however.

Willem Dafoe stars in "Blast from behind". Willem Dafoe plays Guy. Whole movie about how guy heals his team from behind via blasting his medic beam all over them.

[VoltySquirrel]

Feel good. I like it. The lack of Willem Dafoe is disturbing however.

Willem Dafoe stars in "Blast from behind". Willem Dafoe plays Guy. Whole movie about how guy heals his team from behind via blasting his medic beam all over them.

Oscar contender right here. There will even be a heartfelt scene where Guy pops his uber too late and the random PUB Heavy gets wounded so bad that not even Guy can't help him. The PUB Heavy makes Guy promise to tell his mom that he loved her. Guy says he will while cry, and then the Heavy is revealed to be Tunafish. Boom, Oscar clip.

[GoDM1N]

Feel good. I like it. The lack of Willem Dafoe is disturbing however.

Willem Dafoe stars in "Blast from behind". Willem Dafoe plays Guy. Whole movie about how guy heals his team from behind via blasting his medic beam all over them.

Oscar contender right here. There will even be a heartfelt scene where Guy pops his uber too late and the random PUB Heavy gets wounded so bad that not even Guy can't help him. The PUB Heavy makes Guy promise to tell his mom that he loved her. Guy says he will while cry, and then the Heavy is revealed to be Tunafish. Boom, Oscar clip.

No, Guy pops it too early and the uber runs out before everything is dead and the heavy dies. Then Guy says "sorry thats never happened before"

[VoltySquirrel]

Willem Dafoe stars in "Blast from behind". Willem Dafoe plays Guy. Whole movie about how guy heals his team from behind via blasting his medic beam all over them.

Oscar contender right here. There will even be a heartfelt scene where Guy pops his uber too late and the random PUB Heavy gets wounded so bad that not even Guy can't help him. The PUB Heavy makes Guy promise to tell his mom that he loved her. Guy says he will while cry, and then the Heavy is revealed to be Tunafish. Boom, Oscar clip.

No, Guy pops it too early and the uber runs out before everything is dead and the heavy dies. Then Guy says "sorry thats never happened before"

Perfecto.

[VoltySquirrel]

Willem Dafoe stars in Shrink 'Em Dafoe, a mash up of Home Alone and Inner Space, where That Boy From Love Actually Who Looks Like A Fish gets shrunken down and end up inside legendary actor, Willem Dafoe. At the same time, two bank robbers are shunk down as well and attempt to steal the most valuable item in the world, Willem Dafoe's Acting Gene. That Boy From Love Actually Who Looks Like A Fish find out about this and uses Willem Dafoe's organs to fight them off.

[hawkjones]

Tuesday: A movie about a old dog named "Tuesday" who is dying of old age making it back home after being left on a farm. The movie starts with the dogs family (who lives in a big city with no room) taking the dog to a farm so it can live its last days with room to run and play. After the 1st act of the dog getting into all kinds of trouble in what seems like a alien planet to the dog who has never left city life, it starts to miss its old life with its real family and starts to make its way back home, struggling due to its old age. In act 3 the dog makes it back to the city and is picked up by a dog catcher and taken away, however lucky for the dog its family shows up looking for a new dog and sees her. The family takes her home and Tuesday gets to live its last days with the people who matter to her instead of having to be alone.

I've read it. Nice story...Like it my friend.

[Guy]

LOL, I love you guys!

[VoltySquirrel]

LOL, I love you guys!

I'd love you more if you made a pitch.

[VoltySquirrel]

It's a Daredevil movie where it takes place entirely in a first person perspective from Daredevil's perspective. Willem Dafoe is his conscience.

[movwills]

LOL, I love you guys!

Well a nice story of a Dog. Is it from a movie?