Revenge is sweet

[Maringue]

So a shit ton of med students, or short coats as I call them (they have to wear short lab coats until they graduate), were in my building for a lecture this morning. I was on my way back to my lab from another part of the building and I have to wade through these idiots who don't know how to move out of the way when someone politely asks them. Then two of them give me grief for grabbing a cup of coffee from the breakfast table. That was the last straw.

So I walked over to the garbage can opposite to my exit, tossed out my napkin and then crop dusted the ever loving shit out of the whole room as I walked out. I waited at the top of the stairs to hear the impact of my revenge, and oh it was so sweet. Fuck you doctor wannabes, I hope that lingers until your lecture starts.

[Maringue]

Oh, this guy is not having a good day...

[Maringue]

Another priceless bike moment, silly hipsters...

[Maringue]

This is just becoming a thread of images I find amusing me thinks.

[Maringue]

Ok, this is cool as shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKVeSMDewnA&feature=player_embedded

[Patrid]

I have directed a Middle School play. I once won a state chess tournament when I was in first grade. Three years ago, I acted as Junior Officer on my school's board of education. I swam across the Shenandoah River in nothing but a pair of flippers. I have developed a certain amount of respect and a bond of kinship with Admiral Ackybur that I cannot break. I have exchanged widgets with Kayapo people in the plains of Brazil. I have climbed Mt. McKinley, twice. I once saved a goldfish from an agonizing death in my pet bear's stomach by inducing vomit. Every year, I play Kobe Bryant in a one-on-one friendly match, and every year I win by more than 20 pts. Elvis and I are close friends. I have played "the game" and I've won.

Yet, I have not encountered such a pungent odor such as that that had escaped from Maringue's posterior this day.

[Maringue]

This is why Republicans keep getting elected...Bitches just like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UAeSsvHhTg

[Maringue]

From the desk of shit you didn't need to know, but is kind of cool:

[Maringue]

Andre the Giant, worlds best drinker EVER:
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

[Maringue]

This is both educational and cool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOP2V_np2c0&feature=player_embedded