My Love Poem for Fingerman

Talk about random stuff that has nothing to do with TF2 or other games.

My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Sirnak » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:30 am

A Disturbing Poem for Fingerman

Another night raging behind my screen
And suffering of unprecedented spleen
While I bump randomly into you again
Your critical strikes end me as would a train

All I wanted was to kill those precious to you
Yet you break me - do you think I'm a bamboo?
You step on my corpse as I would a dead plant
Deaf to my dying voice calling for you in a chant

I feel my blood streaming out of my veins
Oh my revenge! I dream of thousands of pains
I shall inflict on your naked, mutilated body
If I'm allowed the chance, you'll regret your folly

Please prepare your unsuspecting rectum
For when my instrument reaches its full momemtum
Your flesh will be pierced and pleasure I will not lack
As, in an ultimate moan, your world will fade to black


Sincerely yours, Sirnak
ImageSirnak the Wild CarImage
User avatar
Sirnak
Donator
 
Posts: 486
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:16 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by VoltySquirrel » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:36 am

What the fuck is wrong with you?



Nice poem by the way.
Image
User avatar
VoltySquirrel
 
Posts: 1896
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:03 pm
Location: Kadena AFB, Okinawa, Japan

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Toaster » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:05 pm

Wrote this Haiku for you buhdy :]

running backwards fast
straight into sirnak i go
receive no mercy T_T

imo you should turn this into a poem thread :D
Image
Image
La migliore armatura è di tenere fuori di gamma
User avatar
Toaster
 
Posts: 850
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:39 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by iblis » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:13 pm

I am very afraid.
iblis
 
Posts: 7
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:22 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by stanley » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:14 pm

no one likes poems
i hate them especially
i suck at writing
Image

Wanted: sassy middle aged black man, big butt, bigger heart

snowsickle: it isnt a donor privilege to spawncamp
User avatar
stanley
 
Posts: 821
Joined: Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:57 am
Location: NH, USA

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by JimBob » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:31 pm

stanley the manley wrote:no one likes poems
i hate them especially
i suck at writing

I vote this one.
๑ﭥ klanana: it's funny that you always thought i was a guy, named klare
JimBoBob: Fail, oaties!
๑ﭥ klanana: tbh, i always thought you were mean to me before because i was a girl
oaties: lol, really?
๑ﭥ klanana: then i found out you thought i was a guy.
JimBob
 
Posts: 256
Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:06 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by doppelganger » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:36 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew
User avatar
doppelganger
Blue Admin
It's like looking into a mirror.
 
Posts: 901
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:25 am
Location: Grand Rapids, Mi

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Jagz » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:56 pm

doppelganger wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew

Thats RACIST, or Religousist... :o
Jagz
 
Posts: 64
Joined: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:14 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by VoltySquirrel » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:58 pm

Jagz wrote:
doppelganger wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew

Thats RACIST, or Religousist... :o

Anti-semitic is the word you're looking for.
Image
User avatar
VoltySquirrel
 
Posts: 1896
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:03 pm
Location: Kadena AFB, Okinawa, Japan

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Techercizer » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:08 pm

VoltySquirrel wrote:
Jagz wrote:
doppelganger wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew

Thats RACIST, or Religousist... :o

Anti-semitic is the word you're looking for.

It isn't either of those if it's true. It's just a statement of fact.
I refuse to use
    Soda Popper
    Liberty Launcher
    Axtinguisher; Phlogistinator
    Stickybomb Launcher
    Tomislav
    Pomson 6000
    Quick Fix
    Bushwacka; Machina
    Enforcer; Spycicle

on CSn servers.
I don't expect you to, but I appreciate those of you that do.
User avatar
Techercizer
 
Posts: 1065
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 7:09 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Toaster » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:18 pm

doppelganger wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew


*tear runs down cheek*

you have a way with words, doppel.
Image
Image
La migliore armatura è di tenere fuori di gamma
User avatar
Toaster
 
Posts: 850
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:39 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by VoltySquirrel » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:20 pm

Toaster wrote:
doppelganger wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew


*tear runs down cheek*

you have a way with words, doppel.

Image
User avatar
VoltySquirrel
 
Posts: 1896
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:03 pm
Location: Kadena AFB, Okinawa, Japan

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Prof_Schwartz » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:58 pm

doppelganger wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew


Doppel, that's just awesome i love it. Just wanna say that :D

Also,

Haikus can be short
Sometimes they do not make sense
Refrigerator
Image
User avatar
Prof_Schwartz
 
Posts: 852
Joined: Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:58 am
Location: New York City

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Sirnak » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:21 pm

Toaster wrote:Wrote this Haiku for you buhdy :]

running backwards fast
straight into sirnak i go
receive no mercy T_T

imo you should turn this into a poem thread :D

This Haiku goes straight to my heart, buhdy. :]

I think I'll write one for you too in the next few days. *can't write two different things the same day*

doppelganger wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew

lol

stanley the manley wrote:no one likes poems
i hate them especially
i suck at writing

This Haiku expresses your true feelings. It's awesome. :D

Prof_Schwartz wrote:Haikus can be short
Sometimes they do not make sense
Refrigerator

OMGoDM1N! This poem expresses perfectly your opinion regarding the raise of taxes!
ImageSirnak the Wild CarImage
User avatar
Sirnak
Donator
 
Posts: 486
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:16 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by mrProtagonist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:21 pm

Gay
Image
Image
Forum's own pervert
Bumped like 300 fuckin posts
User avatar
mrProtagonist
 
Posts: 342
Joined: Sat May 28, 2011 7:00 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by fingerman » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:30 pm

Sirnak wrote:A Disturbing Poem for Fingerman

Another night raging behind my screen
And suffering of unprecedented spleen
While I bump randomly into you again
Your critical strikes end me as would a train

All I wanted was to kill those precious to you
Yet you break me - do you think I'm a bamboo?
You step on my corpse as I would a dead plant
Deaf to my dying voice calling for you in a chant

I feel my blood streaming out of my veins
Oh my revenge! I dream of thousands of pains
I shall inflict on your naked, mutilated body
If I'm allowed the chance, you'll regret your folly

Please prepare your unsuspecting rectum
For when my instrument reaches its full momemtum
Your flesh will be pierced and pleasure I will not lack
As, in an ultimate moan, your world will fade to black


Sincerely yours, Sirnak


:) I am truly moved.
Image
User avatar
fingerman
Red Admin
Author of: The Pushers Guide to Little Carts
 
Posts: 1480
Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:08 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by doppelganger » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:39 pm

doppelganger wrote:Fingerman is red
Doppel is blue
Unicorn is purple
Schwartz is a Jew


Fixed... it was a work in progress.
User avatar
doppelganger
Blue Admin
It's like looking into a mirror.
 
Posts: 901
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:25 am
Location: Grand Rapids, Mi

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Toaster » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:43 pm

Prof_Schwartz wrote:Haikus can be short
Sometimes they do not make sense
Refrigerator


xD
Image
Image
La migliore armatura è di tenere fuori di gamma
User avatar
Toaster
 
Posts: 850
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:39 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by GeMicles » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:17 pm

My dog wrote his own poem

Roses are Grey
Violets are grey
GeMicles
 
Posts: 51
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:04 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by GeMicles » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:25 pm

Also fingerman took all my points as engie so i hate him
GeMicles
 
Posts: 51
Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:04 pm

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Smeemo » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:28 pm

GeMicles wrote:My dog wrote his own poem

Roses are Grey
Violets are grey


lmao
User avatar
Smeemo
 
Posts: 741
Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:40 pm
Location: Midwest U.S.

Re: My Love Poem for Fingerman

by Patrid » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:47 pm

A limerick for Fingerman-

Those in his path, they tend to rue
To av' turned on thy comps and to av' played tf2
To walk into thy stickies, a feeling of hatred
Curse thy name, thy name is Patrid
Oh, and fingerman is cool too.
Failhorse:Exploits are okay as long are you're an admin
ImageImage
User avatar
Patrid
 
Posts: 623
Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:34 pm


Return to Spam Fest



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest