I cried..

[Mad Anthony]

http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/06/m ... -pat-down/


"Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security."

[SovietPanda]

Lol, I feel bad for the guy who had to pat him down.

[Techercizer]

Lol, I feel bad for the guy who had to pat him down.

The fictional guy? This is a satire piece.

[InsaneCanadian]

Clever. This has honestly been one of my dreams in life. Don't ask why.

[Harri]

“Nope… That was his penis.”

Excellent.

They are not as good as the onion.

[Mad Anthony]

baby wheelchair cracked me up

[HibiscusKazeneko]

This just turned my stomach.

There's probably no worse object to signify "a future full of peace and smiles" than an airplane. These children lost EVERYTHING- their homes, their friends, their families- to the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear meltdowns. The last thing they need is for some perverts to lure them with a flashy jet and a special Pokémon and FONDLE them just so they can get it!
They should have used this:


Needless to say, [d]Nintendo[/d] scratch that, SATORU IWATA HIMSELF is going to get a HUMONGOUS earful from me. There is NO excuse for enabling pedophilia.

[Mad Anthony]

[Ackybur]

Awwwwww