I come up with names and descriptions for lots of people; some of them even have my added on their friends list just so they can ask me for ideas. If you ever need a name, feel free to give me a yell; it might take a while, but I almost always find something people love.
Now *ahem*, let me take a shot at this here whatchemacallit...
The "Rusty Butt-Buddy"
Wait, that wasn't very original at all!