What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

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What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by Guy » Sat May 21, 2011 3:06 pm

The name of the game is to make what you last ate into a team fortress 2 item.

Example

Coco Puffs
Level 10 Chocolate Cereal
+50 health over 8 seconds.
Relieves minor hunger pains.

Not as effective as a real breakfast.
After being consumed, you are now x2 as hungry.
What do you mean syringes don't go there? I am the doctor here... they go where I say they go.
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Re: What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by JimBob » Sat May 21, 2011 3:16 pm

Nothing, stock weapon, no affects.
๑ﭥ klanana: it's funny that you always thought i was a guy, named klare
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Re: What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by VoltySquirrel » Sat May 21, 2011 7:05 pm

Soupy Lasanga
Level 20 Cat Bait
Attracts any fat cats within the map
Heals 50% Health over 5 seconds
Twise as effective if reheated in microwave

Movement speed and jump height reduced for 20 seconds
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Re: What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by HibiscusKazeneko » Sat May 21, 2011 9:56 pm

Five Guys Burger
Level 15 Hockey Puck
Add +30 health for 4 hours
Effects diminish if combined with Fries and/or Peanuts

Yeah, I haven't eaten since lunch.

P.S. Volty, did you say "attracts fat cats"?
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Re: What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by VoltySquirrel » Sat May 21, 2011 10:43 pm

HibiscusKazeneko wrote:Five Guys Burger
Level 15 Hockey Puck
Add +30 health for 4 hours
Effects diminish if combined with Fries and/or Peanuts

Yeah, I haven't eaten since lunch.

P.S. Volty, did you say "attracts fat cats"?
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Reference to Garfield.
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Re: What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by HibiscusKazeneko » Sun May 22, 2011 12:09 am

VoltySquirrel wrote:
HibiscusKazeneko wrote:P.S. Volty, did you say "attracts fat cats"?
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Reference to Garfield.

I know; I just couldn't resist.
Simon (the cat I posted) looks like Garfield in the right light.
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Re: What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by Nikki Wolf » Sun May 22, 2011 12:11 am

Genuine Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
Level 5 Cheeseburger
+150 HP
It's fast food. You could die from this stuff.
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Re: What you last ate... as a TF2 Item.

by duck » Sun May 22, 2011 12:19 am

]small children
level 4 mike
gives all unicorns mini crits
unicorns eat small children and turns them into poop. (that's what happened to me)
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