Ladies...

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Ladies...

by Maringue » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:25 pm

Every part of you is beautiful, but never get this tattoo:
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Re: Ladies...

by Harri » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:29 pm

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What about this one? How else should I express my self-love?

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Re: Ladies...

by Maringue » Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:59 pm

Sometimes I wonder about the fore thought that people put into their tattoos. How exactly does one decide that they need a very realistic tattoo of a vagina on their forearm, complete with asshole?

And like my original picture. Unless she's a lesbian (totally plausible in this case), she's going to want to have sex with a guy at some point. Doggie style might come into the mix. At this point your male friend is going to be staring at an anatomical drawing of your uterus. The only thing more erection killing than that would be a full back tattoo of her mom's face (which I've seen, I just couldn't find it on google).
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Re: Ladies...

by Maringue » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:16 pm

Oh, and for the record, I would bang the shit out of this girl:
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Yes, I'm a Star Wars nerd and that shit is hot.
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Re: Ladies...

by Harri » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:38 pm

I've never been a big tattoo fan. I think a lot of them are horrible looking. I do want the Harry Potter Hallows symbol tattooed to me though. Nerd points.
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Re: Ladies...

by Mad Anthony » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:56 pm

Maringue wrote:The only thing more erection killing than that would be a full back tattoo of her mom's face (which I've seen, I just couldn't find it on google).


Kat Von D's Back Tattoos- Mother Portrait

Kat has a portrait of her mother across her left shoulder. She calls her mom an inspiration for her love of all things feminine, like makeup, pretty shoes, etc. Across her back she has a tattoo that says "Mi Vida Loca" or my crazy life. She has a tattoo of Carmen Miranda tattoo on the back of her neck.

Read more at: http://www.squidoo.com/kat-von-ds-tattoos

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Re: Ladies...

by HibiscusKazeneko » Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:29 am

Maringue wrote:The only thing more erection killing than that would be a full back tattoo of her mom's face (which I've seen, I just couldn't find it on google).

How about a tattoo of Michael Jackson's face?
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Re: Ladies...

by doppelganger » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:52 am

HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
Maringue wrote:The only thing more erection killing than that would be a full back tattoo of her mom's face (which I've seen, I just couldn't find it on google).

How about a tattoo of Michael Jackson's face?

Wow... I can't say anything without coming across as an asshole so I won't say anything at the moment...

I want to tattoo a tramp stamp onto a girl's back of my signature and "was here."
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Re: Ladies...

by Hatred » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:19 am

all i have to say is tat's meh .... but tat's of a vag would just be misleading ..... i would want sooo much to FU*K it and couldnt ... it would make me made till i realized there was a real one .....
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Re: Ladies...

by GoDM1N » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:40 am

HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
Maringue wrote:The only thing more erection killing than that would be a full back tattoo of her mom's face (which I've seen, I just couldn't find it on google).

How about a tattoo of Michael Jackson's face?

Wait why are girls getting MJ tattoos? Shouldn't little boys be getting them?


Maringue wrote:Oh, and for the record, I would bang the shit out of this girl:
Yes, I'm a Star Wars nerd and that shit is hot.

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Re: Ladies...

by Maringue » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:28 am

HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
Maringue wrote:The only thing more erection killing than that would be a full back tattoo of her mom's face (which I've seen, I just couldn't find it on google).

How about a tattoo of Michael Jackson's face?

Ok, that tattoo is like Charles Manson and my erection is Sharron Tate.

Too soon?
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