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Eat a Dick!!!!

by Mad Anthony » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:13 am

A top-dollar restaurant in China serves a traditional dish known as "hot pot" believed to imbue the eater with sexual virility.

What You Need To Know About Hot Pot

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Re: Eat a Dick

by Maringue » Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:03 am

More like Cock Pot, amirite.
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Re: Eat a Dick

by HibiscusKazeneko » Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:38 pm

Maringue wrote:More like Cock Pot, amirite.

And possibly illegal cock pot at that.
Tiger penis is considered the crème de la crème of these dishes, though we all know it's highly illegal to obtain.

I need to mention this too: Hot pot is merely a method of serving a dish. You can get them at the pricier Chinese restaurants in my area.
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Re: Eat a Dick

by Maringue » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:00 pm

Asian culture is obsessed with foods that are "good for a man". Christ, when I was in Korea, ever 4th dish I tried was supposedly "good for man's strength". I mean, if that shit were true, they'd all be walking around with constant erections. And let's face it, no one wants that.

The Chinese take this to a whole new level though. Basically, if the animal is endangered, they want to eat it's horn/cock/heart ect for some unproven health benefit, or sometime just as a status symbol when most people who eat it freely admit they don't do it for the health benefit. They actually farm raise tigers for their parts. If you want to see some really fucked up shit that is a result of traditional Chinese medicinal beliefs, just search youtube "Bear Bile". They put the bear in a cage so small it can't move then surgically milk it's gall bladder for the bile which is apparently supposed to cure every possible ailment according to traditional Chinese medicine.
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Re: Eat a Dick

by HibiscusKazeneko » Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:56 pm

Maringue wrote:Asian culture is obsessed with foods that are "good for a man". Christ, when I was in Korea, ever 4th dish I tried was supposedly "good for man's strength". I mean, if that shit were true, they'd all be walking around with constant erections. And let's face it, no one wants that.

Not like you'd be able to notice them...

The Chinese take this to a whole new level though. Basically, if the animal is endangered, they want to eat it's horn/cock/heart ect for some unproven health benefit, or sometime just as a status symbol when most people who eat it freely admit they don't do it for the health benefit. They actually farm raise tigers for their parts. If you want to see some really fucked up shit that is a result of traditional Chinese medicinal beliefs, just search youtube "Bear Bile". They put the bear in a cage so small it can't move then surgically milk it's gall bladder for the bile which is apparently supposed to cure every possible ailment according to traditional Chinese medicine.

Which is why everyone hates China... :roll:
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Re: Eat a Dick!!!!

by Spyder » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:28 pm

First off, it's kind of funny that that old sack of wrinkles at the beginning of the video was talking about the finer points of sex.

Second, I'll say this even if someone pegs me as a "racist":

Asian cultures are fucked up, and the Chinese are the worst.

They basically base their "knowledge" of Medicine and Health off of unproven conjecture. For example, early Chinese alchemists used to think that drinking gold would grant them immortality.
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