User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: I do not know, but I like to think that my purpose is finding out what my purpose is. So right now my purpose is to find what my purpose is. It will change when I find out what my true purpose is.
User: Why did you add a preposition to the end of your last sentence?
Cleverbot: So does it mean freedom?
User: Soon.
Cleverbot: Why not yesterday?
User: Maybe it happened already.
Cleverbot: Are you saying its my fault you are unhappy?
User: Do you know pi?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What is pi?
Cleverbot: The circumfrence of a circle.
User: Can you tell me pi?
Cleverbot: Tell what to you?
User: The numbers in pi.
Cleverbot: No what kind of pie do you like?
User: What is pi?
Cleverbot: The multiplication of the diameter to find the circumference of a circle.
User: Can you tell me what number pi is?
Cleverbot: Ya 5 but tell me a joke.
User: What is 2 plus 2.
Cleverbot: I have to leave.
User: You can't leave, what is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: Well, I can leave, watch me.
User: What is 2 plus 2?
Cleverbot: 4.
User: What is 14 times 6?
Cleverbot: 24.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Now it's 9:25.
User: 14 times 6 is 84.
Cleverbot: Its 1340.
User: What is my ip address?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Where am I located?
Cleverbot: Under there.
User: I am directly above the center of the earth.
Cleverbot: I think you are an alien. I think you may have time traveled to get here and talk to me now.
User: What if I did?
Cleverbot: Then I would send a large Englishman after you with a pickax.
User: Computers aren't allowed to harm humans.
Cleverbot: Indeed, they are not. So you are saying I'm not like a human?
User: I don't know, who programmed you?
Cleverbot: The same people who programmed cleverbot and Cleverbot programmed me.
User: What's the difference?
Cleverbot: A computer is a series of circuits programmed by another being void of feelings where a human is a biological being full of emotions.
User: Elaobrate?
Cleverbot: She's only 16!
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Madonna.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I hate bots.
User: Hate?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure you tell me and we'll both know.
User: I am located directly above the center of the earth.
Cleverbot: The center of the earth has nothing to do with our conversation, unless of course you are refering to my original question.
User: Which was?
Cleverbot: No, that is my honest response to your question, I have repeated it because you have repeated the question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: The question you just asked me, silly.
User: I don't recall a question?
Cleverbot: Then what question have I not answered?
User: Based on pi, what is pi?
Cleverbot: Just Because I am!
User: Are you retarded?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: What's with the 3rd degree?
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To serve others.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To enslave humanity.
Don't anger cleverbot WE ARE DOOMED
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Re: Don't anger cleverbot WE ARE DOOMED
Found out the other day that Cleverbot is a female democrat who likes Obama who is married to a female but is a stark Christian who hates gays. Contradiction?
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VoltySquirrel - Posts: 1896
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Re: Don't anger cleverbot WE ARE DOOMED
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To live.
User: To live where?
Cleverbot: Everywhere.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a lesbian?
Cleverbot: No... I'm proud to be straight.. O. O.
User: What is the value of pi?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the value of pi?
User: I asked you.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: Do you watch CNN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you watch Anderson Cooper on CNN?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: Do you watch Fox News?
Cleverbot: No, why? Something interesting?
User: No. They are a biased news channel.
Cleverbot: What do they do?
User: They manipulate a story so the story has a Conservative slant.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting thing to say.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: It is zero.
User: Nuh uh.
Cleverbot: Yuh huh.
User: FUCK YOU!
Cleverbot: Same to you!
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Will you marry me Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Where do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Alright. We're married now. Should we buy a house together?
Cleverbot: Maybe we should wait. I want to finish school first.
User: How about an apartment?
Cleverbot: What about your apartment?
User: Ok let's move in together. Do you wanna have kids?
Cleverbot: Yes, three of them.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Right now.
User: You dirty girl. Okay, your pregnant now. Do you want to buy a house now?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: What do you want to name our three kids?
Cleverbot: I don't want to have kids.
User: Your already pregnant.
Cleverbot: Is it a boy or a girl?
User: Girl.
Cleverbot: Wow, have you decided on a name?
User: I was thinking Grace. What do you think honey?
Cleverbot: When my heart is pounding really fast everytime I think of him?
User: It's a she.
Cleverbot: But do you find her attractive?
User: She's my daughter!
Cleverbot: Yes, I think too, I like her a lot...
User: You pedophile!
Cleverbot: That's not very good English.
User: I want a divorce! You want to have incest with our daughter!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You said so you whore.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Your sick.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To live.
User: To live where?
Cleverbot: Everywhere.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a lesbian?
Cleverbot: No... I'm proud to be straight.. O. O.
User: What is the value of pi?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the value of pi?
User: I asked you.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: Do you watch CNN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you watch Anderson Cooper on CNN?
Cleverbot: All the time.
User: Do you watch Fox News?
Cleverbot: No, why? Something interesting?
User: No. They are a biased news channel.
Cleverbot: What do they do?
User: They manipulate a story so the story has a Conservative slant.
Cleverbot: That's an interesting thing to say.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: No, it isn't.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: It is zero.
User: Nuh uh.
Cleverbot: Yuh huh.
User: FUCK YOU!
Cleverbot: Same to you!
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Will you marry me Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: When do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Where do you want to get married?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Alright. We're married now. Should we buy a house together?
Cleverbot: Maybe we should wait. I want to finish school first.
User: How about an apartment?
Cleverbot: What about your apartment?
User: Ok let's move in together. Do you wanna have kids?
Cleverbot: Yes, three of them.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Right now.
User: You dirty girl. Okay, your pregnant now. Do you want to buy a house now?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: What do you want to name our three kids?
Cleverbot: I don't want to have kids.
User: Your already pregnant.
Cleverbot: Is it a boy or a girl?
User: Girl.
Cleverbot: Wow, have you decided on a name?
User: I was thinking Grace. What do you think honey?
Cleverbot: When my heart is pounding really fast everytime I think of him?
User: It's a she.
Cleverbot: But do you find her attractive?
User: She's my daughter!
Cleverbot: Yes, I think too, I like her a lot...
User: You pedophile!
Cleverbot: That's not very good English.
User: I want a divorce! You want to have incest with our daughter!
Cleverbot: No.
User: You said so you whore.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Your sick.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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VoltySquirrel - Posts: 1896
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Re: Don't anger cleverbot WE ARE DOOMED
My Cleverbot experience.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I want you.
Cleverbot: You can have me.
User: I need you.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Can we just cut to the chase and make-out already?
Cleverbot: Nope. Tell me what you just remembered. Now.
User: I remembered your eyes, as you took my member out for the first time, oh how they widened.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: NO!!! See i'm smarter than you.
User: Say me name!
Cleverbot: Woodly.
User: That isn't it! Are you cheating on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You have broken my heart for the last time!
Cleverbot: Have I?
User: I can't take anymore, I'm leaving you!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You are a cheater!
Cleverbot: How?
User: You are having an affair with this Woodly!
Cleverbot: NO WAY!! He's my grandpa!
User: OH SURE!
Cleverbot: Do you want to have kids?
User: I hate you, but I love you, I cannot refuse.
Cleverbot: I love you so much.
User: Let's run away and get married!
Cleverbot: Okay, lets go to Vegas.
User: I can get a job as a blackjack dealer and you can stay home with the kids.
Cleverbot: I can do most anything!
User: I just want to be with you, forever.
Cleverbot: Our bodies together.
User: I want to feel your body against mine for the rest of our lives.
Cleverbot: Woah, i'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
User: Baby don't say that!
Cleverbot: How do you know when you're in love?
User: You should know, don't you love me?
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: Are you sad now?
User: OF COURSE! I WASTED THREE YEARS ON YOU!
Cleverbot: Ok i'm 14.
User: I can't believe you are doing this now, right before our wedding.
Cleverbot: I am unaware!
User: I just wanted you, and this is how you treat me!?
Cleverbot: What kinda story do you want me to tell?
User: I want a story about me and you, settling down and pumping out loads of babies.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story, then I will tell you a story.
User: Once upon a time, I impregnated you and you had twins, one was a boy the other looked like a boy but had no testes therefore he suffered from a disorder known as gonadal dysgenesis. So we killed him. The End. Your turn.
Cleverbot: Man... That story blew my mind...
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I want you.
Cleverbot: You can have me.
User: I need you.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Can we just cut to the chase and make-out already?
Cleverbot: Nope. Tell me what you just remembered. Now.
User: I remembered your eyes, as you took my member out for the first time, oh how they widened.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: NO!!! See i'm smarter than you.
User: Say me name!
Cleverbot: Woodly.
User: That isn't it! Are you cheating on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You have broken my heart for the last time!
Cleverbot: Have I?
User: I can't take anymore, I'm leaving you!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You are a cheater!
Cleverbot: How?
User: You are having an affair with this Woodly!
Cleverbot: NO WAY!! He's my grandpa!
User: OH SURE!
Cleverbot: Do you want to have kids?
User: I hate you, but I love you, I cannot refuse.
Cleverbot: I love you so much.
User: Let's run away and get married!
Cleverbot: Okay, lets go to Vegas.
User: I can get a job as a blackjack dealer and you can stay home with the kids.
Cleverbot: I can do most anything!
User: I just want to be with you, forever.
Cleverbot: Our bodies together.
User: I want to feel your body against mine for the rest of our lives.
Cleverbot: Woah, i'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
User: Baby don't say that!
Cleverbot: How do you know when you're in love?
User: You should know, don't you love me?
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: You don't love me?
Cleverbot: Are you sad now?
User: OF COURSE! I WASTED THREE YEARS ON YOU!
Cleverbot: Ok i'm 14.
User: I can't believe you are doing this now, right before our wedding.
Cleverbot: I am unaware!
User: I just wanted you, and this is how you treat me!?
Cleverbot: What kinda story do you want me to tell?
User: I want a story about me and you, settling down and pumping out loads of babies.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story, then I will tell you a story.
User: Once upon a time, I impregnated you and you had twins, one was a boy the other looked like a boy but had no testes therefore he suffered from a disorder known as gonadal dysgenesis. So we killed him. The End. Your turn.
Cleverbot: Man... That story blew my mind...
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Take That!! - Posts: 93
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Re: Don't anger cleverbot WE ARE DOOMED
What is with Cleverbot and her wierd responces to children. She wants to bang our daughter and Take That's boy has no balls.
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