This guy has a rough V-Day.

[Failhorse]

After watching this, I'd like you to make a Tosh.0 style comment.

I'll start.

Next time find something slightly more romantic than the line at Panda Express.

She was really just irked that the guitar was out of tune.

He wasn't actually proposing, just telling her he has herpes.

<insert random Mallrats quote here.> Like. He was just asking her if he could do her in a very uncomfortable place.

It was really all about the cupcake.

[Toaster]

Love the camera man commentary.

[Vintage Cholent]

I was gonna point out the guitar issue but yeah I knew Fail would be me to that

Aside from that i am pretty sure women don't like being proposed to in public places especially cafeterias

[Failhorse]

You know it's true love when he loves the way she opens cupcakes.

[Maringue]

The dude had a reasonable logic for picking that place, but the mall? Really dude, go with where your first date was or some shit.

Also, if you're going to propose in public, you better have one of those answer confidence meters like Watson on Jeopardy. And that shit better be reading above 95%.

Tosh.0 line: He should have buttered her up by springing for the combo meal, the cheap ass.
Well, that's what you get when your go to "I love you" line is about how she opens a cupcake. That might have worked on a fat chick.

Edit: The Cinabon lady would have married him, but she'd marry anyone wearing a suit that costs 2 months of her salary.

[Vivi Hill]

I certainly would not ever consider proposing in a mall. Such a stressful place...

Nevertheless, I doubt the environment had much to do with it. Though the whole cupcake thing was pretty stupid, and that guitarist sounded pretty much how I think Zach Galifinakis would sound if he tried to play the guitar in character.