Alaska is way more badass than utah

[duck]

utah is a very boring state. its borders are straight lines lame. alaska is the biggest state. we are twice as big as texas. i once traveled 1000 miles in a staight line and still didnt leave the state. juneau (the capital and the best city evar) has an area that is bigger than any other city in the united states. it is bigger than rhode island and delaware combined yet only can be reached by plane or boat. we also produced basketball player carlos boozer of the chicago bulls. we was on the 2004 and 2008 olypics team that won a bronze and gold medal . we also have the best fish in the world at our finger tips. all we have to do is walk outside and put our poles in the water. you cant beat our hunting either. with tons of deer, moose, caribou, elk, whale (its legal here) salmon, halibut, bear, ptarmigan and many others we have the best meat in the world. you cant beat alaska so dont even attempt

[Failhorse]

When Jenny had sex with Forrest it was rape. If a guy had sex with a retarded chick, he's be in jail.

Get the comparison of Alaska and Utah now?

No?


Think about it... .

[tehs4ndman]

if alaska is so big how come the city i live in (chicago) has more than 3 times the population of ur whole state? huh? ill tell u why cuz its too dam cold and there are too many damn eskimos... and i thought canada was bad for being the hat of the united states, but alaska is canada's hat... thats like an ammassment of hats.. and that hat SUCKS! therefore alaska = SUCK. this logic is absolutely flawless...

edit: utah sucks too lol

[Nikki Wolf]

Alaska had a reality show, but it was cancelled, since nobody liked it.

[Mike808]

hawaii trumps all

[duck]

were do yu get oil that's not Texas or Iraq. you get it from us. and you get all your fish and stuff from us and without us you wouldn't have another political figure to make fun of

[Failhorse]

What POLITICAL figure are you talking about? That one that's good at quitting and run on sentences and making up words and also too you betcha?

[duck]

her name is parah salin

[Maringue]

Alaska is cool. Granted, they may have a few extra gun toting psychos than most states, but nature can kill you up there to I give them a little bit of a pass. There's really nothing in Utah that benefits the country as a whole. I googled "good things in Utah" and this was the first thing on the list:
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/home/51097946-76/hogle-zoo-winter-tigers.html.csp

[Toaster]

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[Ackybur]

Rofl tigers. Here is my list of things I love here. First is the people, then the sand dunes and natural rock/mountain climbing, sun dance film festival, skiing, camping in the national parks, fishing/lakes, music scene, and yes the Mormon church. I won't go into the details, but in the past they helped my family so much where no other organization would do the same on that magnitude. You all always crack jokes in fun, but in all honesty Mormons are hood people

[Maringue]

Canadian Beaches? Is that an oxymoron?

[Amplify]

Mormons.. hahahahahahaha.