I'm drunk just watching this...

[Rologton]

Your move, Snowsickle.

[Harri]

Now, after that proceed to the backroom, completely drunk, and chant ...

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[LegendarySurgeon]

[Alcohol Abuse Video]

Your move, Snowsickle.

Now, after that proceed to the backroom, completely drunk, and chant ...
[Girl in Bath Tub with Mac n Cheese Video]

[GoDM1N]

gif time?

[HausOfJoel]

Now, after that proceed to the backroom, completely drunk, and chant ...

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gif time?

Nope. Oprah time

[megamoose]

Looks like fun?

[Pikmin3411]

YOU GET A TACO. AND YOU GET A TACO. EVERYONE GETS A TACO!!!!

[Maringue]

Your move, Snowsickle.

Jager shots? Really? Those are only off by about 50 shades of dark. If you're going to make a video that's bullshit, at least call it whiskey so that you can pretend that the food coloring you added to the water makes it the right color. At best those were red headed slut shots. I'm not impressed.

[Drawed]

Jager shots? Really? Those are only off by about 50 shades of dark. If you're going to make a video that's bullshit, at least call it whiskey so that you can pretend that the food coloring you added to the water makes it the right color. At best those were red headed slut shots. I'm not impressed.

You do know that's not Rolo in that video right? And holy shit your post is so edgy I nearly cut myself.

[Balubish]

Your move, Snowsickle.

I think I could do that but wouldnt like it afterwards, puking like MoFo. Jägermeister is so fucking good.

[Beartato]

Sophomore year my friend pretended to chug over half a 750 mL of whiskey in front of another friend of mine. We filled one half gallon water bottle with iced tea and another with the whiskey. We had a friend smell the one full of whiskey before the chug and swapped them quickly while he looked away for a second. Guy who drank it all afterwards got up, stammered towards the observer, acted like he was about to chuck, but then straightened out and slapped the observer, saying "It was iced tea dude."

Observer was (itsda)Marshall. Good times.

[Rologton]

Sophomore year my friend pretended to chug over half a 750 mL of whiskey in front of another friend of mine. We filled one half gallon water bottle with iced tea and another with the whiskey. We had a friend smell the one full of whiskey before the chug and swapped them quickly while he looked away for a second. Guy who drank it all afterwards got up, stammered towards the observer, acted like he was about to chuck, but then straightened out and slapped the observer, saying "It was iced tea dude."

Observer was (itsda)Marshall. Good times.

Stories involving Marshall are always so funny.

Jager shots? Really? Those are only off by about 50 shades of dark. If you're going to make a video that's bullshit, at least call it whiskey so that you can pretend that the food coloring you added to the water makes it the right color. At best those were red headed slut shots. I'm not impressed.

You do know that's not Rolo in that video right? And holy shit your post is so edgy I nearly cut myself.

The fuck are you talking about? Haven't you ever heard me talk, I'm clearly a drunk Irish guy.

[Maringue]

Jager shots? Really? Those are only off by about 50 shades of dark. If you're going to make a video that's bullshit, at least call it whiskey so that you can pretend that the food coloring you added to the water makes it the right color. At best those were red headed slut shots. I'm not impressed.

You do know that's not Rolo in that video right? And holy shit your post is so edgy I nearly cut myself.

Dude, slow down there. I know it's not Rolo and that it's some random dude from the internets. But if you are going to make an internet video and claim you're doing 40 Jager shots, they should at least resemble a shot of Jaggermister.

On a related note, we had a tradition in my fraternity. It was our way of doing secret Santa.

Basically, you'd write a poem, limerick, or some other form of pros that totally trashed the other guy, the harsher the better, and buy him a small bottle of booze (max was a 375 ml, but then it was expected not to be full 80 proof alcohol). So one of the many Jews in my house was nominated to be Santa would tell the brother to stand up in front of everyone while he read what was written about him. Hilarity would ensue as anything that was forgotten or left out was added in by the drunken crowd. At the end of the poem, one of the elves would had you you bottle and you would try to chug the whole thing down. If successful, you got to smash the shit out of the bottle in the fireplace and let out a mighty roar Viking style and were given eternal glory for the remainder of the evening.

So, one of our friends was not the biggest drinker, so we wanted to play a little trick on him. We took a bottle of peach schnaps, poured it out and filled it with his most hated alcohol, Tequila, then topped the bottle off with some of the peach schnaps. Idea was that he'd start drinking the schnaps, hit the tequila and spit it out or something. Well, to the shock of literally every one in the room, he pounded the entire bottle while we all watch in silence/horror. He smashed the bottle, roared and there was still silence. Someone broke it by saying, "Um, dude, you're probably going to want to throw up now." "Why?" "Yeah, that wasn't schnaps, that was 80% tequila with some schnaps on top. How did you not notice that?"

And yes, after remedying the situation into the awaiting garbage can, he was fine. Pretty drunk, but fine.