This.
Genius? Innovative? My ass. Try pretentious, artsy hipster bullshit.
For those to lazy to read, the recording artist Beck, who up to this point was the only person that remembered he existed, has decided to release an "album" of 20 unrecorded songs.
That's right, 20 songs, all on sheet music. This isn't brilliant, this isn't innovative, Beck isn't some great artist, this is fucking stupid. Who here knows how to read sheet music? Well, I do, but I've been playing guitar for over 14 years now. I don't, though, know how to read bass music, drum sheet music, piano sheet music, or whatever other instraments he probably shoved in there because it made him seem artsy ($20 says there's a cello involved). Now how about everybody else that hasn't played an instrument almost their entire life? Would any of you guys have a clue what it means to have a dotted half note on the third line in a trebble cleft? No, and you're not expected to know it, because the artist is supposed to know it, record it, and create it for you to enjoy. The average person no longer knows how to read sheet music because they no longer have to. There was a time when the only way to enjoy music at home was to buy sheet music and play it yourself, but we're not in 1765 any more.
All this is is being different for the sake of looking edgy. This isn't new, this isn't avant garde, it's a waste of time. I hope this is a massive flop and Beck's shitty music career dies in burning flames because of it, but it won't. It's going to get some big underground following of hipsters and douche bags who simply love how different it is, because anything different is immediately great. You know what was different? When Jethro Tull spent more money on an 8 page fake newspaper print out to go in their record sleeves with their Thick as a Brick album, a single 40+ minute song telling one story. That was artistic. That was avant garde. How about Coheed and Cambria who, for 5 albums and even a comic book, have told one continuing story and created a huge sci-fi universe with their music. That's fucking awesome.
Releasing and "album" of sheet music is just pretentious shit, simply being different for the sake of looking edgy, because the "artist" is so tallentless that he can't sell music on his own. This has become such a huge issue lately. Lady GaGa can go fuck herself, and all of her fans who think she's so great because she prances about in rediculous outfits should google the name Ziggy Stardust. At least that was great music and the rediculous outfits came secondary to the music and were worn to apropriate the characters created by it. This was the same thing done by Kiss, Alice Cooper and (even though I hate her music) Madonna.
Am I getting overly pissed about this? Yeah, probably, but music is my thing. I have played guitar and sang almost my entire life, I listen to a huge veriety of genres and artists and I appreaciate artists who appreciate their music, not use it to be elevated to some higher avant garde status or as an ATM. Is this the worst thing to happen to music? God no, Justin Beiber, Katie Perry and other pop star shit like that making the same song 15 times and being able to sell albums because the common music listener has been forced by recording lables to think that shit is good for the last decade are by by far the worst thing to happen. But there is no denying that Beck has officially graced us with the stupidest thing to happen to music in a long, long time.
/ellitestrage