Come along now Sandvich

by **duck** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:47 pm

so there is a new person on my block here in alaska. his name is Trevor (volty?) anyway I went over to meet him and he started shouting at me and threatened to beat me up. he was in his mid 40's and is about 5'6". I'm 16 and I'm 6'. he attempted to hit me and I kicked him in the balls. the police came and arrested him. I later found out he killed a guy by hitting him with his truck in a hit and run. so let's hear about your guys Terrible neighbors

by **Mike808** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:14 pm

duck wrote:so there is a new person on my block here in alaska. his name is Trevor (volty?) anyway I went over to meet him and he started shouting at me and threatened to beat me up. he was in his mid 40's and is about 5'6". I'm 16 and I'm 6'. he attempted to hit me and I kicked him in the balls. the police came and arrested him. I later found out he killed a guy by hitting him with his truck in a hit and run. so let's hear about your guys Terrible neighbors

are you the local hero for finding a fugitive?

by **Red^Bull** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:58 am

We have a neighbor that used to spread dog (cat?) shit in the walls of our garage because she thought the stray cats that live in the street are actually ours...

by **BoB Dolen** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:02 am

Red^Bull wrote:We have a neighbor that used to spread dog (cat?) shit in the walls of our garage because she thought the stray cats that live in the street are actually ours...

LOL....can't........stop.......laughing

by **Mike808** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:07 am

Red^Bull wrote:We have a neighbor that used to spread dog (cat?) shit in the walls of our garage because she thought the stray cats that live in the street are actually ours...

did you sue?
you can sue for anything in America. just say the smell crippled your smelling so something happened, yadda yadda, and then ask for financial compensation...
jk

by **Red^Bull** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:23 am

LOL yeah I'm aware of that, but down here in Panama the legal system is very different in that regard and I just might end up losing money instead of getting something done. Hell, they'd probably end up saying I spread shit on my fucking walls.

I took the matters into my own hands, but I'm not gonna post what I did here on the forums.. LOL

by **VoltySquirrel** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 3:52 am

If you made that guy 16 and 1 inch taller, that'd totally be me.

by **Shmooly** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:35 am

we used to have cats and they would go in and out of the house since we had a dog door. there's an alley that runs behind my house and the neighbor caddy corner to us hates cats. anyways i came back from florida to find that my neighbor had shot my cat and she was dead in our back yard. then a month or two later our black cat had to drag himself back home because he had been shot, but only paralyzed his back legs. then we had our other two cats "run off." we called the police about him but since we didn't have any substantial evidence that this guy was shooting neighborhood cats they couldn't do anything.

this guy also shoots a canon randomly throughout the summer... in his back yard... inside city limits...

by **Red^Bull** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:19 am

Shmooly wrote:we used to have cats and they would go in and out of the house since we had a dog door. there's an alley that runs behind my house and the neighbor caddy corner to us hates cats. anyways i came back from florida to find that my neighbor had shot my cat and she was dead in our back yard. then a month or two later our black cat had to drag himself back home because he had been shot, but only paralyzed his back legs. then we had our other two cats "run off." we called the police about him but since we didn't have any substantial evidence that this guy was shooting neighborhood cats they couldn't do anything.

this guy also shoots a canon randomly throughout the summer... in his back yard... inside city limits...

Wow what a fucking douchebag, this is the type of people that make me lose faith in humanity.. sigh

by **HibiscusKazeneko** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:23 am

Shmooly wrote:we used to have cats and they would go in and out of the house since we had a dog door. there's an alley that runs behind my house and the neighbor caddy corner to us hates cats. anyways i came back from florida to find that my neighbor had shot my cat and she was dead in our back yard. then a month or two later our black cat had to drag himself back home because he had been shot, but only paralyzed his back legs. then we had our other two cats "run off." we called the police about him but since we didn't have any substantial evidence that this guy was shooting neighborhood cats they couldn't do anything.

this guy also shoots a canon randomly throughout the summer... in his back yard... inside city limits...

Wow, the gun laws in Ohio must be looser than Paris Hilton.
If this guy is known for randomly firing weapons, I'd still think that a stray bullet could have hit the cats and he could be held accountable for that.

by **bjordan** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:38 am

I had a cat a few years ago and he was perfectly friendly despite the fact that he was a stray. I gave him a home and he lived happily for many years. However, we gave him to an blind elderly lady because she needed a friend. Eventually, her neighbor poisioned him. :cry:

If only everyone were as friendly as my neighbors. They bring me cookies and candy quite a lot and let me swim at their house.

by **BoB Dolen** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:12 pm

bjordan wrote: They bring me cookies and candy quite a lot and let me swim at their house.

.....oh no....

by **VoltySquirrel** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:14 pm

BoB Dolen wrote:
bjordan wrote: They bring me cookies and candy quite a lot and let me swim at their house.

.....oh no....

by **Spyder** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:58 am

I've known my next-door neighbors since I was six years old. Married couple with three children. Great people.

However, the next door neighbors of my next-door neighbors are notorious for being cantankerous, ultra-liberal (emphasis on ultra) curmudgeons. The husband looks like the offspring of Count Dooku and a Great Horned Owl, while the wife is this ancient crone with a body that only Karen Carpenter would want.

Anyway, about 5-7 years ago, my neighbors were having a birthday party for the oldest son. The cranky couple ended up calling the police on my neighbors because they felt that they were getting too "close" to their property. Bear in mind that these were children just throwing a ball around.

The hilarity doesn't stop there. One time a dog shat on their lawn and the owner did not pick it up, which caused the cranky couple to fly into this frenzied "anti-dog" crusade. They started making these signs that said such gems as "Dog watchers, we are watching...PICK UP YOUR DROPPINGS!" in red ink. On top of that, they started going into the lawns of other people who lived on our street and trying to put the signs on their property.

Even then, it doesn't stop there. As I mentioned before, they take liberalism way too far. Back when Bush was still in office, I used to be a paperboy for my neighborhood. Every day I'd go up to their door, which was covered in anti-Bush propaganda: Threats to George Bush, caricatures of George Bush and his cabinet, etc. etc.

Granted, when Bush was out of office, they changed the shit on their door to pro-Obama propaganda. They had a big poster of Obama's face with "HOPE" written on it, and other miniature bumper stickers and shit around it, praising Obama.

by **Harri** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:00 pm

Spyder wrote:I've known my next-door neighbors since I was six years old. Married couple with three children. Great people.

However, the next door neighbors of my next-door neighbors are notorious for being cantankerous, ultra-liberal (emphasis on ultra) curmudgeons. The husband looks like the offspring of Count Dooku and a Great Horned Owl, while the wife is this ancient crone with a body that only Karen Carpenter would want.

Anyway, about 5-7 years ago, my neighbors were having a birthday party for the oldest son. The cranky couple ended up calling the police on my neighbors because they felt that they were getting too "close" to their property. Bear in mind that these were children just throwing a ball around.

The hilarity doesn't stop there. One time a dog shat on their lawn and the owner did not pick it up, which caused the cranky couple to fly into this frenzied "anti-dog" crusade. They started making these signs that said such gems as "Dog watchers, we are watching...PICK UP YOUR DROPPINGS!" in red ink. On top of that, they started going into the lawns of other people who lived on our street and trying to put the signs on their property.

Even then, it doesn't stop there. As I mentioned before, they take liberalism way too far. Back when Bush was still in office, I used to be a paperboy for my neighborhood. Every day I'd go up to their door, which was covered in anti-Bush propaganda: Threats to George Bush, caricatures of George Bush and his cabinet, etc. etc.

Granted, when Bush was out of office, they changed the shit on their door to pro-Obama propaganda. They had a big poster of Obama's face with "HOPE" written on it, and other miniature bumper stickers and shit around it, praising Obama.

Cool story bro

by **Spyder** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:02 pm

Harri wrote:
Spyder wrote:I've known my next-door neighbors since I was six years old. Married couple with three children. Great people.

However, the next door neighbors of my next-door neighbors are notorious for being cantankerous, ultra-liberal (emphasis on ultra) curmudgeons. The husband looks like the offspring of Count Dooku and a Great Horned Owl, while the wife is this ancient crone with a body that only Karen Carpenter would want.

Anyway, about 5-7 years ago, my neighbors were having a birthday party for the oldest son. The cranky couple ended up calling the police on my neighbors because they felt that they were getting too "close" to their property. Bear in mind that these were children just throwing a ball around.

The hilarity doesn't stop there. One time a dog shat on their lawn and the owner did not pick it up, which caused the cranky couple to fly into this frenzied "anti-dog" crusade. They started making these signs that said such gems as "Dog watchers, we are watching...PICK UP YOUR DROPPINGS!" in red ink. On top of that, they started going into the lawns of other people who lived on our street and trying to put the signs on their property.

Even then, it doesn't stop there. As I mentioned before, they take liberalism way too far. Back when Bush was still in office, I used to be a paperboy for my neighborhood. Every day I'd go up to their door, which was covered in anti-Bush propaganda: Threats to George Bush, caricatures of George Bush and his cabinet, etc. etc.

Granted, when Bush was out of office, they changed the shit on their door to pro-Obama propaganda. They had a big poster of Obama's face with "HOPE" written on it, and other miniature bumper stickers and shit around it, praising Obama.

Cool story bro