Well I get bored and want to post gross stuff occasionally. So, if you're not into weird and lolzy things then don't read <3
I'll start off with a fun video
Lemon Stealing Whores
and maybe a little bit of this Lulz audio pron
Feel free to add some stuff.
Mormon's NSFW Thread.
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Mormon's NSFW Thread.
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mrProtagonist - Posts: 342
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
Double posting in my own thread,
Lol
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Actual reddit thread Enjoy.
Lol
Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.
He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.
In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.
It was a nodule of gonorrhea.
As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...
He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.
So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.
Actual reddit thread Enjoy.
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mrProtagonist - Posts: 342
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
I am absolutely disturbed by what I just watched........ That.... monstrosity shall haunt my dreams for years to come.
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
Based off a meme on /a/
My brother linked me to this.
Now I feel like tracking down all the sources of those quotes and reading them all...
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
HibiscusKazeneko wrote:I've been waiting for a thread like this.
This....
This is...I don't even know what the fuck to say.
Not only is it a violation of morality, it is also a violation of visual entertainment, and...and...
Fuck, I don't even know what to say. I feel like showering after this, but I don't think that will help.
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
Spyder wrote:This....
This is...I don't even know what the fuck to say.
Not only is it a violation of morality, it is also a violation of visual entertainment, and...and...
Fuck, I don't even know what to say. I feel like showering after this, but I don't think that will help.
Don't fight it. Just accept it and all will be better.
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
Enigma wrote:
I want to know the question now...
But on a more serious note, that's the point when you get your wife to talk to her. Or, if you're a single dad, you hand her a Blowfish catalog and tell her to write the catalog number down on a piece of paper and give it back to you so you can order it without knowing exactly what it is. Plausible deniablity.
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Maringue wrote:Enigma wrote:
I want to know the question now...
But on a more serious note, that's the point when you get your wife to talk to her. Or, if you're a single dad, you hand her a Blowfish catalog and tell her to write the catalog number down on a piece of paper and give it back to you so you can order it without knowing exactly what it is. Plausible deniablity.
story sounds made up =P
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
Nothing has ever been made up on the internet. Ever.
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
No Fap September. How you ladies doing?
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Re: Mormon's NSFW Thread.
mrProtagonist wrote:No Fap September. How you ladies doing?
We don't fap. We schlick.
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