I just had an... interesting conversation with a creeper.

[VoltySquirrel]

So a little bit of context. This convo/back and forth/whatever took place in the comments section of an article on Destructoid that was talking about a rumor that the company that made Heavy Rain and Indigo Prophecy, Quantum Dream, is working on a new title. I took a peak at it because I have not liked any of their games in the past (mostly because their CEO, David Cage, is a fucking tool and a major overhyping asshat who doesn't seem to understand that games aren't movies) and I was curious what other people thought. Boy did that back fire.

SayWord: I am fucking excited, and when I say fucking, I FUCKING mean it. Suck on an old wrinkled horse dick covered in blood haters. Wuuuuuut!? Anyways I loved heavy rain, I even wasted my life platinuming it. My penis is ready for you quantic dream.
Volty: "My penis is ready for you quantic dream." So you want to rape David Cage?
SayWord: ewwwwwwwwwwww hah in my eyes quantic dream is a sexy japanese 13 year old in a short skirt.
Volty: You are describing a company as a sexy Japanese 13 year old in a short skirt and my comment made you go ew?
StickfighterTV: you want to have sex with a 13 year old?
Faux Furry: As long as players can still hit 'X' to scream someone's name, that's all that the game needs to be pure spun gold.
SayWord: SEX, SEX, SEX, hit "X" for SEX.
Gamescook: What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you regularly have fantasies about having sex with underage girls or what? You're coming across like a major creeper.

For added context, here is his avatar:

Yeah. That guy is not a wierdo at all.

Here is the article btw: http://www.destructoid.com/trademark-hints-that-quantic-dreams-infraworld-lives-207930.phtml

[Ackybur]

That conversation was a lot longer than I thought. I imagined


Volty: I am so cool blah blah blah, I'm a troll.

Creeper: Tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstch....BOOM!

[GoDM1N]

I actually liked heavy rain reminded me of old school mystery PC games.

[VoltySquirrel]

I actually liked heavy rain

That game is a plot hole filled QTE mess. David Cage thinks that he made the greatest game of all time because it was like a movie when it failed as both a game and a film. If the guy wants to make movies so much, then make some goddamn movies. Every word out of his mouth is bullshit praise for his shitty game and how no other game can be like his. Fuck that guy and fuck his game. I can't believe I wasted 60 bucks on that.


I still love you though GoDM1N.

[mrProtagonist]

You were right the first time, this guy pales to me. Also, JASON

[GoDM1N]

You were right the first time, this guy pales to me. Also, JASON

JASON!?!

[Spyder]

I just looked at the middle of the paragraph when I clicked on this thread.

First two words I read: David Cage.


My mind was already made up.