Steam Dreams

[Harri]

I had the most horrifying dream last night

So. I went to my Chinese friend’s house for one of her parties. It started okay. We were all just play mahjong and drinking lightly, then some of my steam friends showed up. They had their icons as faces. Garrett is the only one I can remember and maybe Snowball. They walked to the back of the room, like 4 of them. And I continued playing with my best friend, and then got thirsty, and walked over to the back of the room.
Everyone was having sex. I was horrified. I went back over to my friend and told her. She said that every Asian party was like this. I got angry, I remember feeling super catholic.
I got in this fight with a short Asian and he then somehow wrecked my motorcycle outside. I'm not even sure why I would have a motorcycle.


I decided to walk home, but suddenly I was in London and I had to walk to the tube. So I did, I got my oyster out, and walked around the tube before getting on it.

As I'm riding on the tube, I sit next to a poor representation of nasty (you might not know who he is). So I'm trying to avoid nasty and trying not to think about that party. The tube suddenly stops working, and nasty is laughing. He grabs me and throws me out of the tube. But it is wintry outside and it's really snowy and dark. My steam friend Brood shows up, covered in thick clothes, and carrying a lamp. He says we are in elf territory. The dream sort of progresses. We are trying to sneak around. But we get caught in this slippery tunnel and start sliding fast, downhill. Brood quickly tells me that we need to avoid the elves. I ask why. He says that they eat humans. As we are sliding we pass a few small clusters of elves. I realize they are Saint Nick’s elves. Brood tells me to calm down.

We somehow stop sliding, and land in a dry tunnel with voices at the end. We sneaked up behind a group of people. Tuna, and Unicorn are in that group. So is Hel's mistress. They are talking about gold. Brood motions to me to be silent and follow him. I can't remember some of the next few actions. But, the dream ended with me fighting Hel's mistress.


Holy shit, I need a break from steam.

[mrProtagonist]

TUNA

[Harri]

I'll come back in here and edit this. I see many fucked up commas. I need to get ready for my class though.

[VoltySquirrel]

Why didn't you dream about me? >:(

[mrProtagonist]

Why didn't you dream about me? >:(

I dream about you every night.

[Harri]

Why didn't you dream about me? >:(

Do you really want to be in this fucked up dream?

[VoltySquirrel]

Why didn't you dream about me? >:(

Do you really want to be in this fucked up dream?

Maybe.... At least Mormon Jesus cares enough to dream about me.

[stanley]

asian orgy's are the best

[duck]

Ok one time i was walking a long when i saw jesus, but it was the mormon representation of jesus, not the chirstian one, and for somereason he was naked. he was just walking around showing his penis to everyone, then he died the end.



one time i was walking around when i saw a squirrel, it got electrified and died the end.

[mrProtagonist]

Ok one time i was walking a long when i saw jesus, but it was the mormon representation of jesus, not the chirstian one, and for somereason he was naked. he was just walking around showing his penis to everyone, then he died the end.

Sounds like a typical day in my life.

[Techercizer]

Damn Harri, you got issues.

[Harri]

I'm not sure which was more alarming- seeing Garrett's imaginary naked butt thrusting, looking at my best friend's unabashed face as she said Asian sex, or seeing Brood in a parka waving to me.

Never again.

[fingerman]

Were there any sandviches in this dream?

[Harri]

Were there any sandviches in this dream?

We were eating them at the party.

[Toaster]

Harri lucid dreams

also...

I've taken some courses in dream deciphering when i was taking psychology, after some brief review of your "totally unintentional dream," I've come to the conclusion that deep in your subconscious is a serial rapist/killer waiting to come out. Don't worry too much though, pretty sure murdering your family is alright by American law.













ya i've actually never taken psychology >.>