by GoDM1N » Fri May 27, 2011 3:59 am
It was a bright sunny day as Guy, also known as the red medic put on his outfit for the last time. Months went into picking the right lab coat, and he still wasn't happy with the one he picked. A Knock on the door made him jump, and was followed by a voice that quickly put his sole at ease. He always loved Cash, the Blu heavy, and they had been friends for life. "Come in, ze door is unlocked" said Guy in a joyous voice. Cash stumbled in with a very nervous look, he looked as if he wanted to show his disapproval of what was soon to be the wedding of Guy and the Blu solider who was named Mangachu. Guy was acquainted with the look himself, he saw it every time he looked into the mirror. "Don't ve sad, we'll still be together in our hearts" Guy said to Cash in a soft voice. Cash looked up from the floor with a single tear in his eye, trying to think of the words for the feeling of the ache in his chest. Cash looked back down at the floor as the tear finally fell to the ground and said "No, its not possible". Guy put his hand on Cashes cheek to comfort the poor heavy, as a tear drops from Guys half way closed eyes as he sighs. "Mine fuhrer simply wont let us be zegether. You can not fit in ze attic" Guy said in a pain filled voice. Cash looked up from the ground once more to put his arms around Guy. "If only it was this easy they both said. Cash wipes his eyes and says "Just you wait medic, we will find way to stop wedding", he lays a single kiss on Guys hands as he held them softly. Cash slowly pokes his head outside the door to make sure not to be seen, blows a kiss to Guy and walks out the door. Guy closes the door behind the lumbering heavy, and falls to the ground in tears.
Meanwhile Fingermen and GoDM1N also known as the demo brothers are once again arguing over which point to pill. "We're going ta pill A first! That wai we can get the easy one out of the bloody way!" Fingerman yelled in a thick Scottish voice. "Ey" GoDM1N quickly responded in a identical voice "But if A is so easy to take why not go fur B first while we're at full strength ya one eyed Idiot!" Fingerman lifted his eye patch to reveal a 2nd eye and replied "Don't cha bring mah mother into this ya drunk pint sized mutt!" Failhorse and Harri who had been watching the two demomen going at it for at least 10 minutes finally decide they better step in before they decided to pill each other or the wedding. Harri hits her ball right to the demo brothers feet which causes them both to jump backwards and turn to Harri "Yo guys thats anough!" Both Fingerman and GoDM1N look at each other and then back to Harri as they pick up their weapons in what seemed to be a perfect synchronization. Harri turns to Failhorse with a smile, as Failhorse readies his flamethrower. "Fire!" they both yelled as Fingerman and his demo counterpart shot their pills at Harri. Harri stood still as a fainting goat, as Failhorse steped in-front of her and pointed his flame thrower up in the air as it made a loud wush sound. The two demos laughs stop and quickly turn into "no's" as the pills are fired back from once they came. The Pills land at the feet of the demo brothers, as they try to run away "This is all yah fault" GoDM1N yelled as he ran dodging his own pills. Fingerman dodges a pill and quickly replies "So much for taking B at full strength eh?" The two go right back to arguing over whos fault it was as they were ran out by Failhorse and Harri.
Cash who witnessed the latter half of the conflict slowly walked in the opposite direction of the fleeing demomen. "What can I do to save Medic" he says out loud, "There must be something that can be done". He pulled out his last sandvich and gets ready to take a bite as he sits down on a half crushed barrel. "Excuse me fatty" says a European voice, "Your sandwich wont save you now!" Cash dropped his sandvich and jumps to his feet as he yells spy and scrambles to ready his mini gun. "Hoa, hoa hoa!" the voice says as Cash turns rapidly and continues to yell our for help as he backs against the wall, "Ohhh this is bad!" Cash says as he checks around the corner. "There is no need to fear you bumbling fatso" the voice says. As the wind blows a spy appears right in front of Cash. The spy was none other than Doppel, the Red spy. "You do not approve of this wedding do you?" said the Red spy as he pulled out his cigarettes and placed one between his lips. "What do you want spy" Cash yelled in anger as he rubbed his back to remind himself of what happen last time the two had met. "Things" said Doppel "We both want things", Cash quickly replied "Medic is not a..." but was interrupted by the slim European man standing before him "Semantics" yelled the spy "If you don't want your medic than stop wasting my time!". Cash lowered his mini gun which was still pointed right at Doppels upper chest and sighed. "What do you want spy?" said Cash, the spy took a large poof from his hand rolled cigarette and blew it on Cashes mini gun. "You want the Medic, I want your Intelligence" Doppel said as he took another poof of the cigarette. "No!" Cash yelled as he began to slowly back away from the spy, not so much as blinking. Dopple started to walk towards the heavy as he released the smoke once more, "There simply is no other way, you hand me the intel, and I'll make sure the solider doesn't marry your precious medic." said Dopple as he drops the half used cigarette to the ground, not bothering to make sure it got put out. "I will assume we have a understanding" the spy muttered as the wind blew and the spy slowly disappeared. Cash threw is mini gun up on his shoulder, and walked backward a few steps before turning around. "Spy better not be tricking me." he thought as he started to make his way to the Blu base, turning his head every few steps to make sure the spy didn't try to back stab him again.
The sound of beeping computers filled Cashes head while he walked into the intel room as he looked at the overflowing briefcase. He placed his hand on the handle as a voice said "You're really going to do it aren't you?" The voice uncloaked behind the surprised heavy. "Argent! What are you doing here" Cash said as he stumbled back into the room further. "I saw you with Doppel" Argent said as he sat behind the desk of which the briefcase once sat. Cash began to stutter as he fought to find words to explain the treason he had just committed. Argent put his feet up on the desk as he started explaining things to the heavy. "It is not news you do not want Guy to marry Mangachu, at least not to us spies." Argent said as he tossed pictures of the two together on the table. "You are being used as a pawn by both sides to get what the other wants." said Argent as Cash look through the photos, sliding one of him and Guy kissing on the beach in his coat pocket. "Heres what you are going to do" Argent said as he took his feet off the desk, "You are going to take this briefcase to the wedding with you, and you're going to tell Doppel to make sure Guy doesn't get married before you hand it over, after the wedding you simply hand it over." Cash look dumbfounded as Argent walked away, he looked down at the briefcase twiddling with the lock. "Why would you hand Red spy our intel" Cash said as he looked back up, but Argent had disappeared again. Cash returned to the sandvich he dropped earlier in the day when Doppel confronted him. "Hoa, hoa, hoa" Doppel said as he appeared, "I see you have the briefcase, now hand it over" Cash turned to the spy and said "No! Not until the wedding is off!" Doppel spook in a unknown language to Cash for several seconds before saying "Fine! If thats the way this is going to work let it be done" I will see you at the wedding!" and just like that Doppel cloaked again. After their little chat a voice came onto the speakers "Five more minutes until the wedding, just five more minutes!" Cashes eyes opened wide as he began to run to the wedding point.
Cash took his place beside the best man, Gatlin, the chipper sniper. As NINJA began to play the organ. Fingerman and GoDM1N weren't allowed to sit next to each other due to what happen earlier, however the two were still making jesters to each other. The organ stopped briefly as it began to play the traditional wedding song and Hibiscus began to walk down the bridge of 2Fort, throwing flowers and humming some song from a Japanese band no one else had ever herd of. She was followed shortly after by Volty, caring the golden hats to the stage. Guy sighed before he started to walk, stumbling a little due to starting on the wrong foot. Guy took his place as the Administrator started. Cash was looking for the red spy as this all was going on, "Where is he?" he couldn't help but wonder as the wedding continued without interruptions, "Damn it!" thought Cash as he gritted his teeth, "That spy had no plan on stopping wedding!" No sooner had Cash thought the word wedding than Argent busted down the bridge. "Stop, we have all been fooled" yelled Argent as he looked around the room. "There is a spy amongst us!" Failhouse started to spray flames all around him as he checked everyone quickly and effectively. Cash dropped the briefcase and began to help Failhorse look for the Red spy. "Which one of you is spy!" Cash yelled as he punched guest after guest in the face. Cashes heart sank as he heard a horrid sound come from what he thought was hes one and only. "This can not be" Thought Cash, as Doppel undisguised pulling the well made mask of Argent off his face with one hand as he held the briefcase in the other. Doppel through the mask to the ground as he pulled the knife out of Guys back. A rage began to take over Cash as he ran to Guys side. "Sandvich!" Cash yelled as he made his way to Guys dieing body. Doppel cloaked and disappeared as Failhorse continued to spy check without any luck. Cash picked up Guys body and started to shake it, "No! This can not happen" yelled Cash as Guy slowly slipped away.
Argent uncloaked behind Cash and said "Small price to pay for treason dont you think?" Cash looked at Argent with smoke coming out of his ears, as Argent turned to the demo brothers. "The Medic is down, rush B." Argent said as he pointed to the point. The two demomen charged away and were followed by Failhorse, Harri and NINJA. "Why has this happened, Red spy has the briefcase, medic is dead, I lost everything" Argent turns to Cash and says "Well not everything." as Guy appeared out of the Blu base in a Blu lap coat. Cash rolls over on his back as he looks back and forth between Argent and Guy. "Medic?!" Cash yelled as he stood up and began running towards Guy. "Heavy!" Guy yelled as he started to run himself. The two met in the middle of the bridge and immediately kissed. Shortly after Cash turned to Argent and said "but how!?" Argent laughed and explained how he switched the briefcase for a fake and switched guy out with some random Red medic he found the day before when Doppel started the confusion. "So its over?" Said Cash in a confused voice. "Yes" said guy as he laid his head into Cashes chest "Red and mine fuhrer thinks I'm dead, and I'm with Blu and you now" The two walked away into the Blu base, resting at last, together. "Hoa, Hoa, Hoa" Doppel laughed as he opened the briefcase for the first time, "That fat sandvich eating missing link is most likely jumped off the side of the bridge by.... NoOOOO" he yelled as he found out he had been double crossed "This is not the end of this heavy! This is not the end!"
The End
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GoDM1N on Fri May 27, 2011 11:54 pm, edited 11 times in total.
(plus I'm fair enough I could pass for Russian)
