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by **Failhorse** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:06 am

Had to happen sometime right?
If you care send congrats here:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thegelfling

Website · by **GoDM1N** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:13 am

YAYA WE GOING TO HAVE LITTLE HORUSES, WHO FAIL. Wait, we already have them don't we? Nvm, failed joke is fail

Grats

by **Zclipse** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:52 am

Shes a lucky lady. What I'd give to be with failhorse my whole life.

Website · by **Nikki Wolf** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:01 pm

DAMMIT! I knew I should have gave myself to Fail before this happened.

I'm joking. Congrats to both of you.

by **Ackybur** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:04 pm

Zclipse wrote:Shes a lucky lady. What I'd give to be with failhorse my whole life.

You should be envious. He went to Jared.

Edit: where's the diamonds failhorse!? Sapphire is cool and all but as an accent broseph

by **Failhorse** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:50 pm

There's 2 quarter karat diamonds on each side and a 3 karat in the middle. She wanted blue.

I didn't go to Jared. My neighbor is a jeweler. He game me some wax blocks to mess around with. Took about a year to figure out how to design without royally messing up.

by **Dèx** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:52 pm

Congratz Failhorse

by **duck** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:55 pm

good luck and congrats

by **Toaster** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:15 pm

Congrats failsire

by **Harri** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:31 pm

Grats Fail!

by **The 12th Doctor** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:15 pm

Congratulations! May the following years be full of happiness for the both of you!

by **Echoplex** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:18 pm

Congrats!

by **Sirnak** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:28 pm

Grats. That's pretty sweet. :3

by **MrPandaSnatch** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:54 pm

Congrats!

by **LegendarySurgeon** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:58 pm

Congratulations!

by **Maringue** » Sat May 21, 2011 4:31 pm

Admiral Ackybur wrote:
Zclipse wrote:Shes a lucky lady. What I'd give to be with failhorse my whole life.

You should be envious. He went to Jared.

Edit: where's the diamonds failhorse!? Sapphire is cool and all but as an accent broseph

I have three friends who's wedding rings are not diamonds. Mainly because they don't want conflict diamonds. Two sapphires and one massive emerald.

by **Trauma Advocate** » Sat May 21, 2011 5:43 pm

"The settings on this account do not allow you to post comments."

I'll have to do it here then.

Congratulations, you devious demo, you!

by **VoltySquirrel** » Sat May 21, 2011 6:55 pm

Finally. Now you two can go run off and make little failure ponies.

by **Ackybur** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:34 pm

Maringue wrote:
Admiral Ackybur wrote:
Zclipse wrote:Shes a lucky lady. What I'd give to be with failhorse my whole life.

You should be envious. He went to Jared.

Edit: where's the diamonds failhorse!? Sapphire is cool and all but as an accent broseph

I have three friends who's wedding rings are not diamonds. Mainly because they don't want conflict diamonds. Two sapphires and one massive emerald.

I'm just old fashioned, or I like the look. If I wanted to add color to mind diamonds can come in slightly different shades.

by **Zclipse** » Sat May 21, 2011 7:58 pm

Admiral Ackybur wrote:I'm just old.

by **Ackybur** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:28 pm

Zclipse wrote:
Admiral Ackybur wrote:I'm just old.

Why you gotta do me wrong like that lil' shuuuuug

by **HibiscusKazeneko** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:48 pm

I don't know whether to say "Congratulations" or "I'm sorry."
Whenever I see someone announce their marriage, I immediately think "she's pregnant" or "this was arranged."
I don't know the circumstances here (and don't necessarily need to), but I still can't get past this icky feeling...

Here, have some champagne:

by **Ackybur** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:35 pm

HibiscusKazeneko wrote:I don't know whether to say "Congratulations" or "I'm sorry."
Whenever I see someone announce their marriage, I immediately think "she's pregnant" or "this was arranged."
I don't know the circumstances here (and don't necessarily need to), but I still can't get past this icky feeling...

Here, have some champagne:

Could always be happy for the person for finally breaking down their walls and letting someone in completely? I'm sorry to hear that your marriage plans are only if your baby is an accident or if it's with a shotgun.

Congrats fail, make sure everyone has mohawks at the wedding...so it better be on a Monday.

by **Sirnak** » Sat May 21, 2011 11:43 pm

Admiral Ackybur wrote:
HibiscusKazeneko wrote:I don't know whether to say "Congratulations" or "I'm sorry."
Whenever I see someone announce their marriage, I immediately think "she's pregnant" or "this was arranged."
I don't know the circumstances here (and don't necessarily need to), but I still can't get past this icky feeling...

Here, have some champagne:

Could always be happy for the person for finally breaking down their walls and letting someone in completely? I'm sorry to hear that your marriage plans are only if your baby is an accident or if it's with a shotgun.

Congrats fail, make sure everyone has mohawks at the wedding...so it better be on a Monday.

Girls with mohawks...?

You might have something there.

by **HibiscusKazeneko** » Sun May 22, 2011 12:13 am

Admiral Ackybur wrote:Could always be happy for the person for finally breaking down their walls and letting someone in completely? I'm sorry to hear that your marriage plans are only if your baby is an accident or if it's with a shotgun.

Redundant statement is redundant.

Sirnak wrote:
Admiral Ackybur wrote:Congrats fail, make sure everyone has mohawks at the wedding...so it better be on a Monday.

Girls with mohawks...?

You might have something there.

Yeah, make the bridesmaids wear mohawks! :twisted:

by **doppelganger** » Sun May 22, 2011 1:11 am

Grats Winhorse.

by **duck** » Sun May 22, 2011 1:24 am

I have two questions
1 you really dated her for 9 years before popping the question
2 if so how many kids did you have?

by **VoltySquirrel** » Sun May 22, 2011 4:48 am

UnicornPoop wrote:I have two questions
1 you really dated her for 9 years before popping the question
2 if so how many kids did you have?

My uncle dated his wife for 11 years before he di. He'll, Gene Simmons hasn't even gotten around to it.

by **Hatred** » Sun May 22, 2011 7:31 am

wow congrats

good shit bro

by **Failhorse** » Sun May 22, 2011 10:27 am

I waited 9 years because she was already married once :lol:

. Mainly doing it for the tax write offs :lol:

. I've never been a believer in marriage. Probably explains the time frame. She's also done with school with a decent business going now too. That helps the cash/stress levels.
Kids have nothing to do with it. Though have 3 last names in a house is a pain in the ass. The oldest is from her previous relationship and the youngest is... well... "never trust a woman with a kid with birth control.

"

No more mohaw's though. Trying to return my hair to it's previous glory.

by **Ackybur** » Sun May 22, 2011 12:59 pm

Failhorse wrote:I waited 9 years because she was already married once . Mainly doing it for the tax write offs . I've never been a believer in marriage. Probably explains the time frame. She's also done with school with a decent business going now too. That helps the cash/stress levels.
Kids have nothing to do with it. Though have 3 last names in a house is a pain in the ass. The oldest is from her previous relationship and the youngest is... well... "never trust a woman with a kid with birth control. "

No more mohaw's though. Trying to return my hair to it's previous glory.

This saddens me! I remember your excitement for every Monday when you'd mohawk the kids

by **Failhorse** » Sun May 22, 2011 1:01 pm

The kids grew out of it. I miss my long hair. So no more mohawk. heather was never into it. She'd look funny.

by **Maringue** » Sun May 22, 2011 10:57 pm

Also, never trust a woman who tells you she is sterile. Even if you know other people who were in the room when the doctor told her she was sterile. Or I could just be that potent, I don't know...

by **Failhorse** » Mon May 23, 2011 12:42 am

Sterile was never the issue. It was reading directions apparently. :lol:

by **Rustic Apple** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:32 am

But then that means less Failhorse for Critsandvich! D:

srsly, though. Congrats and all that.

by **Toaster** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:35 am

Where will I re-direct everyones complaints!?

by **Maringue** » Mon May 23, 2011 12:06 pm

Rustic Apple wrote:But then that means less Failhorse for Critsandvich! D:

I really don't think this means Fail is going to be playing any less often. I mean the guy has already taught his kids to trash talk noobs. If you've never been on when Fails oldest gets on the mic and starts mocking some try-hard who's new to the server, you haven't lived.

by **Ackybur** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:46 pm

Toaster wrote:Where will I re-direct everyones complaints!?

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