Kiss your next 5 minutes goodbye

[Maringue]

This didn't really fit into any of the other threads, but it's awesomeness must be propagated:

CARP HUNTERS!!!

[Maringue]

Oh, and what in gods name where these companies thinking when they chose their logos?

http://www.someecards.com/2011/04/26/uncomfortably-sexual-company-logos#bXpulseX

[Failhorse]

I saw someone get their jaw broken from the asian carp.
Sadly there are more asian carp in america than asia.

But I don't think Shredder's retarded stepchild is going to save us.

[Maringue]

Extreme sitting is apparently a sport in Germany

[Toaster]

I had heard about this on river monsters , I had no idea such brilliant tactics have been used to counteract the mass spawning of the carp.

Also, how didn't he skewer him self...

[Failhorse]

How did he not cut the rope. Dull sword.

[Toaster]

How did he not cut the rope. Dull sword.

Ahh yes, of course, excellent observation, padawan.