Charge Now Doctor!

by **duck** » Sun May 01, 2011 11:28 pm

insert your witty comments here

by **The 12th Doctor** » Sun May 01, 2011 11:34 pm

Last week, American forces acted upon intelligence that he was in a facility near the Pakistani border. They moved in, taking care not to injure civilians, engaging in a firefight that caused Bin Laden's death. Immediately after the battle, US forces claimed his body and, this is my assumption, confirmed his ID via DNA or other testing. After it was confirmed, it was announced earlier tonight.

Wait....you meant witty? Like, funny and shit? Well, damn.

by **fingerman** » Sun May 01, 2011 11:54 pm

I thought zclipse killed Osama, with a random crit.

by **Ackybur** » Sun May 01, 2011 11:56 pm

fingerman wrote:I thought zclipse killed Osama, with a random crit.

No. He was on server 2

by **cant speall** » Sun May 01, 2011 11:57 pm

Wasnt he like, our president though?

by **Mike808** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:01 am

HIDE AND SEEK WORLD CHAMPION IS DEAD

http://www.youtube.com/user/tehs4ndman · by **tehs4ndman** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:26 am

he was turbanated

by **Hatred** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:15 am

holy shit its finaly over .... woot

by **cant speall** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:31 am

Hatred wrote:holy shit its finaly over .... woot

hahaha, best joke from this thread.

by **Echoplex** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:06 am

Finally, happy to hear that Osama bin Laden's life has ended. Thank you to our troops. President Bush should get way more credit than today's President Obama.

by **Harri** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:11 am

Big Bear wrote:Finally, happy to hear that Osama bin Laden's life has ended. Thank you to our troops. President Bush should get way more credit than today's President Obama.

>.> I will remain silent.

EXCEPT OBAMA 2012

Obama is Simba after all.

by **Ackybur** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:13 am

Harri wrote:
Big Bear wrote:Finally, happy to hear that Osama bin Laden's life has ended. Thank you to our troops. President Bush should get way more credit than today's President Obama.

>.> I will remain silent.

EXCEPT OBAMA 2012

Obama is Simba after all.

was his father trampled by wildaaaaaabeasts?

by **Harri** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:20 am

Admiral Ackybur wrote:
Harri wrote:
Big Bear wrote:Finally, happy to hear that Osama bin Laden's life has ended. Thank you to our troops. President Bush should get way more credit than today's President Obama.

>.> I will remain silent.

EXCEPT OBAMA 2012

Obama is Simba after all.

was his father trampled by wildaaaaaabeasts?

I believe so. Also this:

Obama Troll

by **Echoplex** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:28 am

I'm joking, it's a copy paste from someone on Facebook :lol:

by **Harri** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:52 am

Big Bear wrote:I'm joking, it's a copy paste from someone on Facebook

:3 I still love you then

by **Rustic Apple** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:05 am

Methinks it was one of my famous random Huntsman arrows that did the deed.

by **Trauma Advocate** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:23 am

Terrorists never play medic.

by **Echoplex** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:07 am

He shouldn't have gotten an iPhone

by **KillerProtist** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:53 am

Quote from some idiot commenter on a news site.

I think its great that they knocked him off, but why not bring the body back to the US to put on display? They dumped it in the ocean....so now we're just suppose to take their word for it? Its all a giant smoke screen to take our attention off of Obama's birth certificate issue - and to help raise his dwindling support.

...

by **Mad Anthony** » Mon May 02, 2011 11:59 am

Osama Bin Laden is dead. America, F*** Yeah!
Crack open a can of whoopass and toast the death of one of the world's most despicable murderers, Osama Bin Laden.
http://www.break.com/index/osama-bin-la ... ah-2053209

Website · by **GoDM1N** » Mon May 02, 2011 12:34 pm

Big Bear wrote:He shouldn't have gotten an iPhone

I loled

by **Spyder** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:13 pm

Did he drop any nice loot?

by **Dèx** » Mon May 02, 2011 1:32 pm

I didnt even know who this guy was till my mom told me

by **Harri** » Mon May 02, 2011 2:57 pm

Dèx wrote:I didnt even know who this guy was till my mom told me

I provide sound education for my children.

Website · by **GoDM1N** » Mon May 02, 2011 3:38 pm

Harri wrote:
Dèx wrote:I didnt even know who this guy was till my mom told me

I provide sound education for my children.

And a blanket? And designer jeans?

by **Maringue** » Mon May 02, 2011 4:25 pm

Harri wrote:I believe so. Also this:

Obama Troll

Who knew our president was a 4chan member?

Edit: I almost died at the Joe Biden is Old Dirty Bastard bit.

Website · by **rawkies** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:37 pm

Osama is stupid for putting his personal information in PSN. The government tracks that shit, you know

by **Ninja** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:47 pm

I strongly believe it was an elite team made up of Sam Fisher and Solid Snake

by **Mad Anthony** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:07 am

Fox News Says President Obama Is Dead
In one of the biggest flubs this guy will ever make on-air, he says "President Obama is dead" when he means Osama Bin Laden is dead. Good career move.
http://www.break.com/index/fox-news-say ... ad-2053399

Fox News "Obama is Dead"
Geraldo Rivera freudian slips "Obama is dead, I don't care". This happened during the breaking news that Osama Bin Laden was killed by US forces.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81477525/

John Cena Announces Bin Laden's Death

After the end of the WWE pay per view Extreme Rules, New World Champion John Cena, tells the buzzing crowd that USA soldiers captured Osama Bin Laden. Let us celebrate this day as a step in the right direction. USA USA USA USA USA!
too bad they were all aware via texts beforehand..
http://sports.break.com/john-cena-annou ... h-to-crowd

by **Maringue** » Tue May 03, 2011 8:49 am

Ninja wrote:I strongly believe it was an elite team made up of Sam Fisher and Solid Snake

Sorry, but Osama was killed by this man:

by **Vivi Hill** » Tue May 03, 2011 9:05 am

Gah, so many overused jokes.

Charge Now Doctor!

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