Republicans introduce bill to change Pi to exactly 3.

[Failhorse]

I shit you not.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ian-squir ... 37828.html
I'm moving to costa rica.

"Democratic exceptionalism"

I guess they're republican't do math.

[Nikki Wolf]

1...
2......
π......THE FUCK?!

[Amplify]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[WHAMbulance]

" It's no panacea, but this legislation will point us in the right direction. Looking at hard data, we know our children are struggling with a heck of a lot of the math, including the geometry incorporating pi," Roby said. "I guarantee you American scores will go up once pi is 3. It will be so much easier."

Yesterday, writing my physics midterm, I was like, "Wow I would do so much better if pi was 3 instead of that button on my calculator". Read my mind

[Smeemo]

"New York City Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) responded to Roby's legislation with a massive brain aneurysm."

[fingerman]

That is a joke news site like the onion. I doubt anyone really thinks that C/D could be simplified to 3.

[Failhorse]

Way to ruin it fingerman

[Nikki Wolf]

That is a joke news site like the onion. I doubt anyone really thinks that C/D could be simplified to 3.

Of course it's a joke. It's difficult to alter one portion of mathematics without disrupting the rest of the universe and stuff.