CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

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CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Failhorse » Thu May 02, 2013 10:41 pm

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We are looking for 2 or 3 people to develop content on this website.
Requirements:
Must have Engrish good.
Must know pop culture, references, and the like.
Video games...
Must be at least 18. Sorry kids.

What's up? Well our servers rock. But this website is a drag. We don't see nearly the amount of traffic we once did. At one point we were going to add a blog, but that was put on the back burner. Long story short, it's time to take the website seriously and develop it beyond Ponies, sandvich references and complaints. Speaking of ponies and complaints. Coining words on the internet is fun. From this point forward when you are thinking of ponies and complaints, you say Godmin. Now that I really have your attention. We have the reach to do more, and we should.

What will your job be? It won't just be writing articles and stuff. You are going to develop, working along with the redmins, a content system on the website. The scope can be nearly anything as long as it's presented in a cohesive manner. A strong comedic value is the highest priority. Please, discuss, apply, and godmin. (see what i did there?)
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by taco man » Thu May 02, 2013 11:06 pm

Failhorse wrote:
Must be at least 18. Sorry kids.



At this point you don't have many people to choose from.
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by Newport » Thu May 02, 2013 11:21 pm

this is intradasting
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by check six » Thu May 02, 2013 11:56 pm

i think the first thing you should do is unban me
any questions? #meatshot
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Rosey » Thu May 02, 2013 11:58 pm

Failhorse wrote: From this point forward when you are thinking of ponies and complaints, you say Godmin.


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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Harri » Fri May 03, 2013 12:08 am

This has been a discussion since I was a blumin. I think CSN could benefit from a boost in content. Similar to sites like liquidpedia or TeamSoloMid etc, CSN could provide content surrounding specific games or more general "nerd" culture content. It's a really good idea. The resources are all here. You guys could do youtube videos, reviews, comics, podcasts, video chat talk shows, or commentary on news/culture/concepts etc. I think more involvement in the competitive scene would be really cool. On a large scale, the site could provide content on MLG, Riot, or Blizzard etc, competitions. On a smaller scale, you guys could cover UGC tournaments or small competitions that need advertising and coverage.

Edit: for Godmin

(With that said, I would happily volunteer for this. However, I'm sure someone might say Nay to me. I just got back into this community.)
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by HausOfJoel » Fri May 03, 2013 12:45 am

Failhorse wrote:But this website is a drag.

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sorry couldn't help myself :P
This seems like a good idea. But how does one apply exactly?
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by Balubish » Fri May 03, 2013 7:57 am

i SPEAL ENGRISH VERE VELL. sO DONT THINK this is for me.
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by LegendarySurgeon » Fri May 03, 2013 11:56 am

I feel like some background of web development should be a requirement.
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by cloud » Fri May 03, 2013 5:01 pm

I would absolutely love to help, however I'm still 17.
Would it be possible to make an exception since I'm turning 18 in 15 days?
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by CR33D » Fri May 03, 2013 6:59 pm

Harri wrote:CSN could provide content surrounding specific games or more general "nerd" culture content. It's a really good idea. The resources are all here. You guys could do youtube videos, reviews, comics, podcasts, video chat talk shows, or commentary on news/culture/concepts etc. I think more involvement in the competitive scene would be really cool.

If this is what we are into, I could help with the spy side of things.
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by Maringue » Fri May 03, 2013 7:28 pm

cloud wrote:I would absolutely love to help, however I'm still 17.
Would it be possible to make an exception since I'm turning 18 in 15 days?

Just come back in two weeks. I don't think everything is going to be finished by then...
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by Repoman » Fri May 03, 2013 7:42 pm

I can lend a hand if needed in those areas.
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by taco man » Fri May 03, 2013 8:09 pm

Repoman wrote:I can lend a hand if needed in those areas.


I nominate repo, hes a awesome and funny guy :D
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Beartato » Tue May 07, 2013 10:15 am

Balubish wrote:i SPEAL ENGRISH VERE VELL. sO DONT THINK this is for me.

I like your secondhand Engrish. It's endearing and reminds me of meatballs.

LegendarySurgeon wrote:I feel like some background of web development should be a requirement.

Annnnnnnnnd the candidacy pool just fell from 4 to -2.

An alternative is having an editor with webdev skills or, more likely, having a publishing platform with a WYSIWYG editor, a la WordPress.
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Balubish » Tue May 07, 2013 1:40 pm

Beartato wrote:
Balubish wrote:i SPEAL ENGRISH VERE VELL. sO DONT THINK this is for me.

Beartato : I like your secondhand Engrish. It's endearing and reminds me of meatballs. In Swedish Meatballs = Köttbullar



If you guys are looking for say 3D pictures I might be able to help, otherwise I dont think so. I love to help in anyway I can but to be admin I dont know.

Here are some examples, dont mind my music that what im talking about. http://www.myspace.com/balubish/videos/video/58793443

They are simple to do, but I like a challange If u guys need someting to set my teeth in.
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Beartato » Wed May 08, 2013 9:51 pm

I can't wait for the Köttbullar and Euro Truck Simulator 2013 reviews on www.critsandvich.se
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Balubish » Thu May 09, 2013 11:21 am

Beartato wrote:I can't wait for the Köttbullar and Euro Truck Simulator 2013 reviews on http://www.critsandvich.se


LOL :lol:
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Harri » Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:19 pm

Whatever happened to this?
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by Pikmin3411 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:29 pm

Failhorse wrote:Must know pop culture, Must be at least 18



Well I cant help. :(

lol wtf is pop culture
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Re: CSN is hiring. And the pay is 0!

by HausOfJoel » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:49 pm

Pikmin3411 wrote:
Failhorse wrote:Must know pop culture, Must be at least 18


lol wtf is pop culture


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by Pikmin3411 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:50 pm

HausOfJoel wrote:
Pikmin3411 wrote:
Failhorse wrote:Must know pop culture, Must be at least 18


lol wtf is pop culture


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Sorry. But no one told me.
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