Failhorse wrote:Facebook went full-retard today. Here's mine " Don't waste the meat."
To caption that same picture..
REMINDER: Cold season is starting, and worn tires are much more prone to skidding in the colder, icier weather! Do not forget to attach kittens to your tires for maximum traction.
Uhh how about: Isn't that the car that makes a purr purr instead of a vroom vroom,
TABBEY ROAD... f***ing Beatles.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes.