5 Things You Need to Know Today -1

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5 Things You Need to Know Today -1

Postby Failhorse » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:00 pm

1) Satanists sent Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr.’s dead mother straight to hell
By that, the group of Satanists performed 2 gay weddings over her grave. According to scripture such things
done over a grave, in this manner, send the bag of bones straight to hell. I hope it was a rollercoaster.
(Yes I am referencing Satanic scripture. Any less believable than the bible?)

2) LOL U MAD with Aluminum Prices?
A group of a dozen or so brewers banded together to visit capital hill in regard to aluminum commodity prices.
By brewers I mean the biggest ones in the world. Apparently oil was no big deal for them. But having Wall
Street start fucking with the metal....

3) They're remaking Point Break
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This is probably what the gutter in Hollywood really sounds/feels like.Only surfing doesn't
exist. Nor does Keanu. I wonder if they update the presidents.I can see a bank robber
swinging his dick around wearing a Bill Clinton mask.

4) Taliban Talitold-off
The Taliban set the record straight over shooting that little girl. Wasn't that she was a female,
or unescorted, or knew how to read, or still had 2 eyes, or wasn't in a burka...
She's just a dick.

5) Fingerman is Fingerjesus
He judges both the living and the dead. And is FUCKING LOUD

Man

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Re: 5 Things You Need to Know Today -1

Postby Someone Special » Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:13 pm

Failhorse wrote:1) Satanists sent Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr.’s dead mother straight to hell
By that, the group of Satanists performed 2 gay weddings over her grave. According to scripture such things
done over a grave, in this manner, send the bag of bones straight to hell. I hope it was a rollercoaster.
(Yes I am referencing Satanic scripture. Any less believable than the bible?)

2) LOL U MAD with Aluminum Prices?
A group of a dozen or so brewers banded together to visit capital hill in regard to aluminum commodity prices.
By brewers I mean the biggest ones in the world. Apparently oil was no big deal for them. But having Wall
Street start fucking with the metal....

3) They're remaking Point Break
Image
This is probably what the gutter in Hollywood really sounds/feels like.Only surfing doesn't
exist. Nor does Keanu. I wonder if they update the presidents.I can see a bank robber
swinging his dick around wearing a Bill Clinton mask.

4) Taliban Talitold-off
The Taliban set the record straight over shooting that little girl. Wasn't that she was a female,
or unescorted, or knew how to read, or still had 2 eyes, or wasn't in a burka...
She's just a dick.

5) Fingerman is Fingerjesus
He judges both the living and the dead. And is FUCKING LOUD

Man


Dat Fingerman.
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Re: 5 Things You Need to Know Today -1

Postby Beartato » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:21 pm

Article on the aluminum thing? Sounds like a neat read.
I got tired of looking at Drawed's face.
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Re: 5 Things You Need to Know Today -1

Postby NBC011795 » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:30 pm

Having fun has never been allowed on the fun servers......
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Re: 5 Things You Need to Know Today -1

Postby Repoman » Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:56 pm

Fingerman raises a good point, boats should be banned.
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Re: 5 Things You Need to Know Today -1

Postby Ali22 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:51 am

So If u like GTA series, and after seeing couple of videos of this I will buy it "when" comes to PC. So for now I can only watch it. Cause I refuse to buy a console just for a game that releases later for PC.
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